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I am currently in the middle of writing a scenario but I wanted to take a break from it so I don't bs my way through it and it not be good

Plus I kinda sorta like making these incorrect quote characters...

Anyhoo, enjoy :D

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*Zim and Dib arguing*

Dib: How do you know what's good for me?!

Zim: That's my opinion!!

Gaz: ._.

Gir:   :o

(Sorry if I already done this one, I just forgot and I'm to lazy to go back :) )
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Dib: *explaining something to camera*

Dib: so as you can-

Zim: *walks in room*

Zim: the toilet won't flush.

(So I was watching my favorite band (AJR) shorts and I seen this one and I died laughing😂)
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Gaz: is there anything else you'd like to say to the people watching tonight?

Zim: my favorite color is Blood.

Gaz: -

Gaz: Alright.

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Zim: you remember that time I liked you?

Dib: No

Zim: Good 'cause it never happened!

Dib: Aw..

Zim: ha HA *proceeds to flip off Dib*

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Tak: I thought you were bae but turns out you're just Fam.

Dib: bruh

Tak: *peace*

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(We're bringing in the infamous Y/n)

Zim: what the hell are you doing?!

Y/n: I am doing my eyebrows.

Zim: that's a big ass mirror!

Y/n: I have big ass eyebrows!

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Zim: I have no soul *hands a smiley face ballon* have a nice day!

Random guy: I don't have one either.

Zim: *laughs*

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Zim: I am not superstitious, but I'm- I'm a little-stitious.

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Gir: WHERE ARE THE TUTLES?!?!?!!! WHERE ARE THEY??!!!!

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Gaz: I am dead inside.

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*Zim and Dib in class*

Zim: *to Dib* I ' l l k i l l y o u .

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Okay, so I know this chapter was bit shorter than the other incorrect quote chapters but I couldn't find anymore vines/quotes that I liked for this.

Also, I know this is coming out right after a scenario but I finished these in the same night soo  ¯\_()_/¯

Anyways, goodnight guys!

Word count: 337

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