Invader Zim oneshots and scenarios

Scenario: when you're drunk

                          Almighty Tallest:
So, the Tallest still let you visit Earth because that was once your home (but you liked it better with the Irkens) so this time, you were able to bring your 3 best friends aboard along with a few bottles of Jack Daniels Whiskey. Each of you brought your own alcohol beverage but each of you lied that specific whiskey best, so each of you had your own personal bottle. (Actually you brought two but I'll get to that later) You and your friends basically just had your own party. You had the majority of the snacks there, one friend brought their speaker, another brought SHOT GLASSES, and the last one brought more snacks! (You can never have to many snacks uwu) So one of your friends turned in some pumped up music to get the mood going and each of you popped open your whiskey. About 30 minutes in of slightly responsible drinking, all of you started to feel a strong buzz. "Yo guys, I'm starting to feel a god buzz coming on haha!" Jax (gender fluid friend) said. "Me too! But I think I might have a stronger one than you Jax!" Phoenix (the straight tomboy friend) said and started laughing. "Ha! As if, Phoenix! You have a tolerance built up. I bet I have the strongest buzz here!" Charmaine (the "is always extra" friend) laughed. "How about we just forget about who has a stronger buzz and start Taking SHOTS!!" You yelled standing up on one of the few tables in the room. Jax put on "Shots" by LMFAO (because, yes) and started drinking. 5 shits in and Charmaine had to stop. 7 shots was when Jax stopped. Now it's just you and Phoenix. 8..9.. 10... you were the winner! You were also supper drunk but who cares! You won!!! You all started dancing on tables. You along with Jax ripped your shirts off because it was getting hot. You had on a bra that went a little lower than normal but that's why you like it. Same with Jax lol. You and your friends were laughing, singing, really just enjoying the moment when the door opened to reveal to tall figures. You looked in that direction. "Oh SHIT! Guys it's that Almighty Tall guys!" You said. You made eye contact with them and they didn't seem very happy. You wobbled over to them and tried your best to stand up straight. "Can I help you two..?" You drunkenly asked. "Uh, yeah... by explaining what is going on here!" Tallest Red shouted. Tallest Purple crossed his arms waiting for an answer as well. "We were just having fun. Don't get your panties all in a twist." You turn and crops your arms. "Excuse me, we are the ones who took you in and we can just as easily kick you out!" Red started getting very furious. "What's gotten into you Y/n!? You're not like this!"Purple said. "Ugh, you two are getting annoying. Hey Phoenix! Another shot!" You yelled. "Comin right up!" She replied. "A.. shot.... wait, you've been shooting each other?!" Purple started panicking. "What.?? Why would we shoot each other? We're drinking the finest of whiskies. Jack Daniels Whiskey." You replied trying to sound all prim and proper. The tallest were less angry and more confused by now. You rolled your eyes and grabbed your spare bottle and tossed it to Red. Thankfully he caught it and it didn't shatter everywhere. You also grabbed two glasses and filled them up and pushed them towards the Tallest. "What do you want us to do with this?" Purple asked. "Drink it. Duh." You giggled. Red was being the more brave one and took a good sip of it. "Hmm... it's.. not that bad. It doesn't even burn when I swallow." Red said. "That's what she said.." Jax said laughing at her bad joke. "Wha- Oh" Red said unimpressed. "Hey, why don't you learn to take a joke dickhead." You said. Red didn't like that at first but coming from you, it made him think. And then he started laughing. "Heh, I guess I could let loose a little huh." He said. "Enough Chitchatting! Let's PARTAYYY!!!" Charmaine shouted! "Letz GOOOO!!" Yelled Phoenix. You all partied until you fell out. The tallest didn't drink except 2 shots glasses worth. Which was smart because you and your earth friends had really bad hangovers. "ugh... I can't move without my body hurting..." you whined. "I second that." "Me too..." "same here" your friends replied. You heard a door open and you lazily turn towards it and seen the tallest enter. "Hello Earthlings. How'd you sleep?" Tallest Purple tired to be friendly. "Awful. I have a hangover from hell~" you said. "Well maybe if you were more responsible with that whiskey stuff and didn't drink so much then you probably wouldn't be suffering, humans." Red chipped in. "How much did you guys drink? I drank nearly my whole bottle." Jax said. "I have half a bottle." Charmaine said. "I have 1-4 left of my bottle." You said. "I have an empty bottle." Phoenix said lifting up her bottle and slightly throwing it. "Damn..." you replied. "Language everyone." People said laughing to himself.

                                   Gaz:
(Okay, I'm exhausted and I've drafted this 4 times already so this one will be short and sweet)
You are grieving over the loss of a loved one. You recently lost your favorite aunt. She went due to old age but you sure did love her. You didn't really know how to handled it other than drinking your sorrows away. Gaz went with you to the bar because she didn't want anything happening to you if you got wasted. Her GameSlave is updating all of its games so she didn't have it with her at the moment. She ordered a Long Island tea and sipped on it while you were drinking your sadness away. "I just loved her so much Gaz..." you said. "I know. She loved you too but you need to focus on your life that's still continuing. Not your aunts who's life ended 5 day ago. She wouldn't want you doing this, and I don't either." Gaz responded. "Then why did you come with me?" You asked. "I kept trying to convince you not to come here but you wouldn't listen and I didn't want something to happen to my favorite person." Gaz said. "Really?" You asked feeling happy once again. Gaz only nodded. You still drank a little bit more because you liked the taste of the (alcoholic beverage). You did get drunk as Gaz had planned so she drove you home. She hated when you were drunk though because you get annoying... like a child who's asking "are we there yet" every five seconds.

Okay, so I'm going to stop writing this here because like I mentioned a minute ago, I have drafted this 4 or 5 different times and I'm finishing this late at night so I'm exhausted. But I hope you guys have a fantastic day/night :)
Goodbye, my angels :D

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