????Deltarune: A Warrior And A Moron????

Ralsei walked with purpose, cloak of felt and of dark green hue, the chest emblazoned with the black heart. The staff held the authority of those who stood and spoke and lead and beckoned before him. Great ancestors, heroes, warriors, administrators, Kings.

Lightners following behind him, Catti, Berdly and Noelle. Kris walking beside him, "What's the plan?", Kris asked full of determination and confidence, inquisitive,

"There is no plan until Seam finally tells us what he knows about this threat. I know little to nothing about our new foe. This is no longer the time to play pretend and silly misadventures, we all must fulfil our roles, our destinies Kris....all we won't be here for much longer...",the Prince trailed off paw close to his face,"We will face the greatest challenge I think we will ever face Kris...".

Kris put a hand to his friend's shoulder, "And like every challenge we face we press on.", he spoke softly, "Lightners move out!", he commanded,trudging on forward to what lay ahead for he and the rest of his friends.

Y/n awoke abruptly with Susie patting the side of his face, "Nerd get up, get up dork.", Susie repeated in an anxious hurry making Y/n grumble rubbing the side of their face waking up tiredly. he sat up in shock, Seam and Rouxls stood before you both.

Seam, both paws on the top of his cane, head lowered with a crazed smirk. Cocky.

Susie was already snarling as she stood. Y/n tapped her shoulder, holding her back. He took a few steps forward standing a mere two inches away from the clerk. The cat's head was tilted, the button eye spinning and turning every few seconds like a blink. The dark patch of cloth at the top of his skull, his face a mane of purple lavender fur.

"Well Lightner? Something to say? Or does the cat have your tongue?", Seam joked, the immediate response being a hilt to the jaw, stumbling and a pounce knocking him into the water.

Y/n thrashed pulling and pushing at the cat shrieking jamming the back of his sword at him,
" I'll have you coughing up damn hair balls !!",

"Get off me you kid!!", he scrambled pulling and pushing at him. Susie in shock was about to jump in before puzzles slammed into her jaw making her sprawl against the bench,

"Stay back Susie! Let the idiots sort themselves out!", Rouxls held her back thrusting his arms upward creating bars of jumbled stacks around her,

"You fucking idiot!! Help 'em!!", Susie snapped grabbing and yanking at the blue clear bars rattling them.

Y/n kicked and punched and swung his sword making water slice through the air, Seam yelling at the troublesome Lightner, both of them flapping about in the water un-majestically like fish flopping on dried land. Y/n landed a kick to the cats jaw and he smashed onto the ground, soaking wet, leaves sticking to him, kneeling and trampling the flowers around the pond.

Seam coughed and spat out water like a water fountain before being stunned as a sword missed his face by just an inch, "Good god are you INSANE??!", he barked mad turning to the face the Lightner as they washed ashore on the bank of flowers beside the coughing cat,

"Easier to grab onto.", they muttered angrily gripping the sword and using it as a crutch. Seam grumbled reaching for it before the human grabbed it and sheathed it on their shoulder,

"You absolute pain in my aching back!", Seam shouted,

"Quiet!", the rage was hardly contained in the humans response. The bars that Rouxls placed shimmered and disappeared as he held his hands together pointing downwards like an anti-pray, "Y...you...", Y/n's hand shook as he pointed at Seam, "You spit in my face with a joke after telling my partner to abort our child....you're a disgusting low life and I will not be friends or allies with the likes of you!!!", he shuddered in great rage, "Your lucky that I didn't pluck out that other eye!! So you'll look just as blind as how you talk!!", he yelled out in a raging madness, Susie's face fell, horrified, Rouxls terrified yet impressed at the Lightners insults and threats.