????Deltarune: A Warrior And A Moron????

Susie huffed and sighed as she pulled away from Ralsei and walked to the front door as it swung wide open, "Oh for the fucks sake....he left it unlocked.", Susie grumbled as she pushed the door more open and held it for her friends,

"Welcome to my humble abode.", Susie smirked,"Don't just stand about nerds cos I won't be able to in a few minutes.",she groaned.

Ralsei and Lancer quickly entered,

"Oh wow this place is cool!", Lancer smiled, "That's that rectangular thingy on the table?",

"Oh that? It's called a TV,it's like a book but in motion.", Susie grinned as she turned it on and it went on a random channel with a action movie, Lancer stared at the screen absolutely mesmerised as he sat down on the couch.

"That is extremely interesting, what spell does it use?", Ralsei asked looking at the device,

"No magic at all. All metal and wires.", Susie smirked as she banged the top of it with her fist,

"Metal? How on earth does metal create such vivid replications of reality?", Ralsei asked intrigued,

"It is real, well what they show is like either real stuff like news or sports or whatever then they have like fiction stuff, like plays but with a lot more budget so they look better.", Susie smirked as she sat down beside Lancer, "It's cool to feel smart....ya must feel cool all the time then Rals.", Susie grinned,

"But how is it shown through the metal box?", Ralsei inquired as he set his hat aside on the on one of the recliners,

"Like there's large things in space made of metal with like machines that can think and do maths extremely fast and stuff, they go around the world and give out information or something, and there's these metal structures that give everything we use power,I'm probably not explaining it properly but eh, it's just the norm. ", Susie grinned looking at Ralsei's and Lancers amazed faces ,

" Space? As in the stars? People have been to the stars? ", Ralsei asked extremely invested in whatever Susie had to say about her world,

" Yeah dude, some have even went to other planets! It's like crazy!", Susie grinned,

"It sounds magnificent, I wish we were as lucky as your world is.", Ralsei sighed,

"Well ya world is cool in different ways, for example you and Lancer came from there.",

"Why thank you Susie! You are cool as well.", Ralsei returned the compliment, "So what do you usually do for fun up here then?",

"Well we got board games, we got video games, it's like board games and stuff but way cooler and on the TV, movies as I mentioned, there's like a ton of stuff.", Susie smirked,

"Are your mobile devices similar? I've seen a few glimpses of your devices but have not seen much of them, may I have a look at one?", Ralsei asked curiously,

"Uh sure...",Susie pulled her flip phone from her pocket, "Mines a little old and please don't go through my photos-",

"Why no-ohhh....",Ralsei blushed as he immediately passed the phone back, "S-sorry.",

"Ya ab-absolute idiot.", Susie blushed, "I told ya it was personal shit....",.

"What was it?", Lancer asked,

"Nothing!!!", Susie shouted immediately, "Teenage adult stuff!", Susie blushed heavily,

"Well, uh ahem....how do they work?", Ralsei asked trying to move to a different subject,

"They're like TV's a bit, ya can watch stuff on them but also contact people, like call them even if they're far away.", Susie explained,

"But was with that sound it made? That awful scratchy screech?", Ralsei asked,

"Eck, that sounds gives me the chills!", Lancer shuddered,

"I dunno, interference, it doesn't make that sound usually, probably the fountains are messing with them or something I dunno.", Susie shrugged as her belly gurgled, "Sheesh, okay, quiet!", Susie sighed as she walked into the kitchen and came back with two tunes of ice cream, one small tube and a larger tube and three spoons, "I don't think ya have tried this before, its called ice cream and its fricking amazing.", Susie grinned as she threw Ralsei the smaller tube and a spoon into his lap,

"Interesting, this is food? It's exceptionally cold to the touch.", Ralsei noted looking and holding the round cylindrical tub,

"It's meant to be cold, it's like a desert, like cake it comes in lots and lots of flavours. I just got ya the standard vanilla flavour.", Susie smirked as she cracked open the bigger tub and sat down and passed a spoon to Lancer, "Dig in dorks.", Susie grinned as she scooped up a bit and shovelled it into her mouth, "It's really good.".

Lancer shrugged as he did the same and grinned as he took his first bite, "Oh flip my flapjacks, this is incredible! The Dark Fun Gang have a new celebratory snack!",

"Heh, ya dork.", Susie grinned as she shovelled more and more of the cold and creamy treat into her hungry mouth.

Ralsei smiled as he took a small spoonful and had a bite, "Oh wow this is nice,quite sweet and cold, a brilliant combination, I should try and make this sometime.", Ralsei smiled, "How do you make this?",

"Honestly no clue, it's like cream and milk and ice and I dunno what else.", shrugged, "But it's totally delicious.", Susie grinned,

"Ohhh my head feels all fuzzy and cold!", Lancer complained as he held one hand on his head,

"Ohh dude ya got brain freeze, it happens sometimes when ya eat cold stuff.", Susie replied, "It's only for a few minutes or so.",

"I must say this is really good, thanks Susie.", Ralsei smiled placing the empty tub and spoon on the table,

"Ya welcome nerd.",Susie grinned as she still continued to eat along with Lancer, "Ya wanna watch any films or something? Or video games?",

"I'll gladly have a try of these video games as they are called.", Ralsei smiled,

"There's tons of different types.", Susie grinned as she huffed and groaned as she stood up and and knelt in front of the TV and opened the cabinet it was standing on and pulled out three separate consoles, "Ya wanna try one of this puppies out? I got three controllers so we can play together.", Susie plugged the 3 controllers into one of the consoles and booted it up,

"I'm so gonna whoop ya guys collective asses.", Susie grinned.