Invader Zim oneshots and scenarios

IZ x Reader as VINES

Zim: Hey, I lost my two friends, can I make an announcement?

Clerk: yea, here. *hands microphone to Zim*

Zim: Goodbye you little shits. *insert smug face*

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Officer: Next please.

Zim: Hello!

Officer: Sir, this is a mug shot.

Zim: A mug shot? But I don't even drink coffee

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You: Hey, did you happen to go to class last week?

Zim: I have never missed class

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Dib: there's only one thing worse than a rapist

*Dib pulls piece of paper off a presentation board*

Zim: a child

Dib: noo

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Gaz: *pours water on your face*

You: hello?

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Dib: Did you just stab someone?

Zim: No. I aggressively poked them.

Dib: WHY'D YOU STAB THEM?!

Zim: No, no. I aggressively poked them.

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Dib: Why'd you stab him?

Zim: You don't know what he said to me!

Dib: *sighs* what did he say?

Zim: "what are you going to do? Stab me?"

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*Dib walks in room*

Dib: where's Zim?

Gaz: he went to do something stupid.

Dib: okay.? What about Y/n?

Gaz: they went to go stop Zim from doing something stupid.

Dib: uh huh. What about Tak?

Gaz: Tak went to stop Y/n from stopping Zim from doing something stupid.

Dib: Well Why Aren't You STOPPING TAk?!

Gaz: I have to stop you from stopping Tak.

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*Zim flying near road*

Zim: "road work ahead".? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.

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Zim: The point is, he hurt Y/n and we need to kill him.

Dib: but that's illegal!

*small moment of silence*

Dib: I'm just messing with you. I'm in!

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Gaz: Dib is at a level of extra that he will literally do the splits vertical on a wall just to tie his shoe.

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Gaz: *is bleeding out*

Dib: We need to get you to the hospital! What's your blood type?!

Gaz: B Positive

Dib: I'm trying to but you're bleeding a lot!

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Gaz: Why is your back all scratched up?

Dib: *Flashback to when she was chasing a raccoon even though Gaz told him not to*

Dib: I killed Zim

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Aaand that's it for now! I hope you all enjoyed! It was a bit shorter than I had intended but I forgot all the ones I was going to put in here heh heh... erm, anyways.. I will probably start doing more of these Invader Zim x Reader as Vines because I had a lot of fun doing this :)

Anyways... I love you all! Happy pride month! And I hope you all have a great night/day :)

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