OS Oneshots! (Object Show Oneshots!)

Mx. ball Handler

A/N: I know it sounds rather weird and pretty sus but just...don't mind it...

PLOT: Person A throws a ball at Person B but they catch it. Person A's amazed but terrified

NOTES: Fluff, humanized, Immense swearing. Lightbrush (amazing, spectacular <3)

Lightbulb's POV

I wake up to a bright morning. I look at the time and date to see...

April 1st, 9:54...

April Fools Day.

I get up and open a secret drawer that's probably not really secret. I found a rolled up piece of paper in there along with other paper shredded to pieces with some illegible writing. I take the roll of paper and open it to see many of my April Fools plans but today I'm feeling more active. I decided on throwing a ball at Painty while they were painting on their big ass canvas. It was the perfect plan to get a small chunk of their painting on the red dodgeball. I snickered evilly because I was feeling extra bad today...

I look around to see if the coast was clear. Once I saw nothing or no one about to come in I pick myself up to get ready for the day.

After five minutes I silently rush downstairs to see what painty was doing and to no surprise, they were painting on their canvas. A painting of me and them together along with our crab Baxter. I giggled while grabbing a small dodgeball. I snickered while hiding behind a pillar. After a full minute I look back to see painty putting down a paintbrush they, for some reason, bought. Once they did they were about to leave. I aim the ball to hit the painting but once it hit the air and was about to touch the painting, Painty snatches it. Just a few centimeters away from the wet painted canvas.

"I figured you were there lightbulb." I was confused until I saw painty running up to the pillar I was behind. Once they were about 5 feet away I just popped out.

"Surprise painty!" I nervously smile while on one foot with my hands in the air.

They smirk.

"Nice try" next thing I know there was a blindfold on my eyes.

"W-what the- help!?" I squirm a lot while being carried. They dragged me somewhere while I was squirming furthermore.

After 2 minutes I gave up. Before long I was placed on my two feet.

"What happened?"

"Sorry love, I had a surprise for you and had to blindfold you!" I blush. But what could it be? A gift? Maybe something that has to do with today? I'm slowly getting anxious while picking my fingers.

What is it? What is it???? What is-

The blindfolds wee taken off to see...

A bird in a cage tweeting.

I couldn't believe it. It's a cockatiel. I was so happy.

"Omga, you got me a parrot???"

"Sure did sunshine" They hug me by the waist and one of my hands held onto the hands while the other near the parrot.

"Hey bud, come'ere" I encouraged the command while the parrot crawls onto my finger and chirp happily.

"Light, I have another surprise for you too. Mind putting the blinds on?"
"Sure" I place the parrot down in the cage and put my blindfold back on.

"Hold my hand and follow it okay?"

"Okay" I feel the hand tug onto mine while it dragged me somewhere. I stumble here and there but besides that It was smooth sailing.

"Okay. Now I'm gonna have to carry you for this okay love?" I nod.

"Okay..." I feel the arms scoop me up. I blush at the contact.

"April fools." I was dropped into something wet as it soaks through my shirt and such. I removed my blindfold to see a blurry image of water above me. I was in a pool.

I float up and cough out all the water in my lungs.

"Painty!!" I whined while they laughed.

"Well your fault you fell for that!"
"For what?"

"The dodgeball. Painting yanno? You do that every year" I pout and look away.

"I still have some good pranks...:"

"Yes love you do, but you need to switch it up at some points."
"Whatevah!" I yell while smiling. They chuckle before cannonballing in the pool I was in.

"But you gotta admit that was good huh?" I slowly nodded angrily.

'I will get you next time though!"
"Yeah, when pigs fly:
:SHUT UP Mx.." I think.

"Mx...ball...handler?!" I yell in confusion.

"Ball handler, the best you got?"

"Can it!" They chuckle and hug me.

"Okay Mx. Ball handler"