My One and Only Teme ??.

Neji was pink in the face. Why? That's classified, though a certain brunette might have been at fault. But, there were several brunette's that the Hyuuga new. Brunette's like Tenten, Kiba, Choji... Hell, Neji was a brunette himself!
'Stop it Neji! You're becoming lovesick like Hinata!' The young Hyuuga massaged his temple, whilst trying to hide the obvious blush on his face. Suddenly, he felt a poke on both sides of his face, and two familiar voices spoke up.
''Hi Neji!''
''Hi pretty-boy!" Kiba yelled, smirking and waving, whilst walking towards his Sensei.
Neji's face grew a deep shade of pink. Tenten giggled, and patted Neji's back, moving closer to his face to whisper in his ear, "Shoot your shot, 'pretty-boy'.'' Neji's face grew an even darker shade of pink. For no reason this time, obviously. But then he sighed and glared at the brunette girl. Based on previous conversations they had earlier that day, he knew where this was going to lead.
"Go on!" She whisper-shouted, "Go talk to your crush!"
Neji was internally face-palming, 'I already am, you idiot!' Then he covered up his mouth with one of his hands, 'What if you said that out loud, you dumbass! She already thinks you like you-know-who!'
"Do you think it's that easy? To just walk over to your crush and just function like a normal person?"
'You seem to be functioning pretty well right now.' Neji's inner thoughts contradicted, but he payed no mind to them, "Not everything's like the weird shit you write in your journal."
Tenten audibly gasped, making Neji wince, a storm was about to arise.
"What the fuck Neji? My journal is absolutely beautiful! It's not my fault that you have the taste of an old man!" She whisper-yelled, lightly shoving the Hyuuga, "Now go flirt with Kiba!"
Neji froze, and turned to face Tenten. She raised an eyebrow.
...
"How... How do I... Y'know." Neji tried to get the words out, but it was like he'd temporarily forgotten how to speak.
Tenten blinked several times, then burst into laughter, "Don't tell me, Neji the fucking genius, doesn't know how to flirt!"
Neji huffed, and gave Tenten an icy glare, "I do! I just... I wanted- I-"
This time, Neji was cut off by the brunette girl, who had wide eyes, and was red in the face, "Uh- I don't think I have the personal experience to help you with that- I suggest you have a one on one conversation with someone a bit older than me.
Neji immediately turned a dark pink, whilst waving his hands in the air, "No- I wasn't- I wasn't asking for help with that, you dirty cow!"
"Hey! It's called fujoshi-brain Einstein! How was I supposed to know!"
Neji's was on the verge of insanity. Why out of all girls, did he decide to fall in love with Tenten? ... Wait! No! He wasn't in love with Tenten! They were just friends. Really close friends. And, even if he did have a crush on her, which he didn't, it wouldn't matter, Because she was a 100% convinced he was in love with Kiba.
Fucking Kiba Inuzuka.
Tenten pouted, and closed her eyes, refusing to look at the other brunette, which infuriated Neji even more.
She huffed, then she huffed again, but much louder.
Neji was sure he was losing his fucking mind, but even through all of the stress, he managed to mumbled something to Tenten.
"Can you help me flirt with- with Kiba."
Tenten opened one eye, then shut it again.
"M'sorry, but I couldn't hear what you said, can you please repeat it?"
She was really testing Neji's patience. Despite the nagging feeling to just walk away from the girl, Neji stood where he was. If he left, it would show he wasn't really that interested in Kiba, and then, Tenten would spiral out of control and start pairing him up with people who were even worse. He didn't want that.
So Neji Hyuuga swallowed his pride, just for one second, and muttered "Can you help me flirt with K-Kiba." In a louder tone.
He could tell that Tenten was surprised he didn't just walk away like he usually would, when she started acting up.
"Say please."
Neji's eye twitched, but he went along with it, "Please can you help - uh, help me flirt with K-Kiba, Tenten."
He said her name through gritted teeth, just so she would get the memo and shut the fuck up.
Instead, she grabbed the Hyuuga, and wrapped him a hug, pinching his normally pale, but now pink, cheeks, "Oh, how cute! You stuttered on his name, the stuck up bitch I know would never stumble with his words! And you stayed, even when I was being a little shit, just so you could get some flirting tips! You must be in love!" Neji couldn't help but smile a little at the girl in front of him, 'Yeah, in love with you.'
...
He then regained his senses and used his hands to swat Tenten away, 'What the hell! I'm not in love with her! I'm in love with Kiba!'
...
'Wait! What the fuck? No I'm not! I'm not in love with anyone!' Neji thought folding his arms, and looking down at the ground.
"So, anyways, you big weirdo! Here's the first and only thing you need to do, to become a great flirt!" Tenten moved towards him, to whisper in his ear, "Go with the fucking flow."
Neji took a few seconds to process what she had just said, before shoving her away.
"You little bitch!" It was now his turn to whisper-shout, "You little fucking bitch!"
Tenten just giggled, and proceeded to cover his eyes with her hands.
"Just go in blind like this, shield yourself from your crush, and just, go with the flow!"
Neji slapped her hands away, and was met with his blurry surroundings, until his eyes were covered once more.
"Get the fuck away from me, you little shit!"
"Oh, Neji dear, you wound me!" Another familiar voice spoke.
Tenten snorted.
'Oh shit.'
...
"Tenten, why are you telling them this?"
"What do you mean Ino? They asked me to tell them the story, didn't you!"
Kakashi, who's face was now covered by his mask, and Iruka, both sweat dropped and refused to say a word to the young girl with bloody tissues stuck up her nose, who had been rambling for about 10 minutes straight. Even though Ino was amused by Tenten's little story, about what happened when she was, in the brunette's words, 'pecking Shikamaru,' she was more interested in finding, and questioning Naruto and Sasuke.
Tenten grumbled, and folded her arms.
"So," Ino spoke up, after a short awkward silence, "do any of you know where Naruto lives?"
"Oh, I do."

^_^ End of chapter!
Little a/n! (Sorry! It's short, I promise! (TT).)
This chapter was basically just brief description of how my next book will be written! Please don't steal my ideas, and even if you do (you cruel, cruel being (+_+),) you will not nail it as good as I will! Hahaha!
Anyways, I toned it down a bit though, just so it would fit in better with the other chapters, though there is a bit more swearing than I'd like to be in here... (TT)
(This ended up being longer than I anticipated... (TT). Sorry.)
PS: I'm sorry about the chapter picture, I just had to!