My One and Only Teme ??.

Sasuke hated how weak he was.
Weak how?
He hated how it was so easy to embarrass him, he hated how pale he was, how small his waist was, his feminine looks, his clan, his genes, his eyes.
He hated being him.
He hated most of all how he looked just like his mother.
But also how easily Naruto accepted him.
And also how much these girls from the academy were coddling him.
That's why, the Sasuke Uchiha, sat quietly brooding as the two girls played with his onyx locs.
Okay, let's be for real, the only reason he's leaving them be is because of Naruto.
Like he'd ever admit to that though...
After countless minutes of tugging and pulling, (more like 5 minutes) the girls finally let him go, giggling darkly behind their hands and mumbling to each other.
"Hey Tenten, why don't we do this to Neji next? He's got really long hair! I bet he'd look adorable!"
Tenten's eyes shone at this, and she blushed lightly, scratching her cheek and looking to the side, "Yeah, how about we ambush home next?"
Ino raised a brow, silently asking if she was okay.
Tenten waved her hand in response, dismissing Ino, before pinching the raven haired boys cheek.
Sasuke glared, and swiftly pulled her hand off of him, trying not to rub his now red and itchy cheek.
"You're annoying."
Tenten gasped, and fake cried, Ino rubbing her back.
Sasuke's eye twitched, as he tried not to kick these idiots out of the house.
For Naruto's sake.
"Tch." He sighed, massaging his forehead.
Little did these girls know, they were the single thing keeping him from cracking his facade, and breaking into tears.
"Naruto! You dumbass! You can come in now!" Ino yells, hand resting on Sasuke's shoulder. He tenses up, and gives her a side glance. She smiles warily.
He brushes it off, labelling it as nothing, until he feels someone behind him, and a light breath behind his ear.
"I know you're not okay. And I'm sure Naruto knows this too. It's only a matter of time before he confronts you, and as the painfully ignorant person he is, he'll probably put it in the wrong way. After this, we're going to have a long talk."
Just as Sasuke was about to shake his head in denial, her grip on his shoulder tightens and she gets a glint in her striking blue eyes.
"This isn't up for debate, Sasuke-kun."
He might have shuddered.
Just as Ino let go of his shoulder, Tenten let Naruto into the room, grinning proudly, as Naruto visibly inched away from the brunette.
"I-" The brown haired girl chokes as Ino elbows her, and corrects her statement, "We present you, the new and slightly pissed off Sasuke-kun!"
Naruto takes a look at  said raven, before straight up melting.
"Get off of me dobe!" The other groans, as Naruto grabs his cheeks, which were now red from embarrassment.
"He's so cute!" The blonde boy screeched, making the other two girls in the room cover their ears.
"What a moron."
"Hey!" Naruto yells, facing away from Sasuke, but his hands still resting on the boys cheeks, "I'm not a moron!"
Ino grins, hiding her chuckle behind her hand, "Don't worry, I mean it in a good way!"
"See, totally like siblings..." A certain brunette mumbles under her breath.
Naruto, who had gone back to cooing at the now pink faced Uchiha, then suddenly grabbed the others waist, pulling him off the bed, and into a heated kiss.
Ino turned away, cheeks slightly flushed from the second hand embarrassment she was feeling.
"Shameless..."
Meanwhile, Tenten was standing with her finger on her chin, as if pondering something.
"Wow," she said, "I didn't think that The Uchiha Sasuke would be so submissive! Who would've thunk'it?"
Growling, Sasuke separates quickly from Naruto, trying his best to break out of the blonde's arms.
Until...
He sees himself in the mirror.
Gawking, he leans forward, face red and mouth agape.
"Is... Is that me?" He squeaked out.
Why was he frozen?
Maybe because Ino and Tenten had turned him into a living doll...
From pink hair clips, to the pigtails they'd managed to wrangle his hair into, Sasuke looked adorable.
And he hated that as well.
"Ino! Tenten!"

"How can you be so cute, yet so terrifying, Sas?"

"Shut the fuck up Naruto, I have two more people added to my kill list!"

A/N
Shorter than I wanted it to be.
Been having trouble typing on my phone as it's broken.
Stay safe!