My One and Only Teme ??.

"Sometime, earlier this week, I found myself walking around Konoha, taking in every scene I could find, and enjoying the fresh midday air. (It was just a few minutes past noon.) 
Then I paused, and brushed the stray locks that found their way into my face, with assist from the raging wind. Sighing contently, I resumed my little walk, quietly mumbling to myself. (And I won't tell you what I was saying!)
Until...
Crash!
I unluckily (Well I don't think I was unlucky!) bumped straight into my loud, boisterous friend, (No, not Naruto, we all know that I uh- you know-  think of him as way more than just a friend, obviously,) and knocked him over, sending us both ungracefully flailing over each other, eventually causing us to trip over the other's feet, and sending us crashing to the ground.
But surprisingly I wasn't met with the harsh flooring, (though you could say that I met something else that was harsh,) but a soft yet rough one instead. I felt a body under me, cushioning my body, (not my face, may I add,) and another face cushioning mine. Let's not forget to mention the pair of lips cushioning my uh- my lips, as well."
Silence...
"Oh my goodness, Hinata!" Sakura pulled the quiet girl, shaking her several times, "Are you serious! That's how you kissed Kiba? You're so adorable!"
Hinata's head was spinning, but she managed to get out an, "I- I didn't do it on purpose."
The other chuckled, "Of course you didn't! You're the shyest person I've ever met!"
"But still! He kissed me!"
Sakura raised an eyebrow at her hopeful friend, pushing down the, 'Of course he kissed you, your lips were forced upon his!' that threatened to spill out, and she looked for a more gentle approach.

"Hinata?"
"Yes Sakura-chan?"
"Not to burst your bubble or anything, but you do know that he didn't kiss you on purpose, right?" Sakura said to the girl, with a gentle tone, choosing her words carefully, afraid to upset her friend.
Hinata mumbled something in agreement, before speaking up, "But he said he didn't really mind! He- He said he would do it again!" She then quickly covered up her mouth with her slim fingers, shocked by her sudden outburst. Sakura giggled, and patted the Hyuuga on the back sympathetically, "Oh you poor, poor girl." She then grinned, "You sound like me, when I was insanely obsessed with Sasuke-kun!"
"H-Hey!"
The pink-haired girl giggled, "You haven't finished your story yet, I want to hear how dreamy it was for you to kiss Kiba-Kun!" She made sure to imitate Hinata's shy high-pitched voice when saying his name, evoking a large blush from the Hyuuga.
"S-Sakura!"
"What?"
Hinata playfully glared at the grinning Haruno, and flicked her on the forehead, earning a loud dramatic gasp from the pink-haired girl.
"Oh Hinata! How dare you? This means war!"
The two began to"battle", ending up both on the floor, gasping for air.
"O-Once I get ahold of my breath, y-you'll tell me the whole story, okay?"
Hinata quietly laughed,
"S-Sure, Sakura-chan."

Whilst this wholesome exchange was going on, two other girls were shrieking their lungs out.
Why?
Because, well, they had just witnessed (If witnessing was hearing,) two of their classmates, who they assumed to be Naruto and Sasuke, having the cutest conversation!
Ino and Tenten stared at the door, their gazes staying fixed on it, until it was opened, and they saw Naruto standing alone in the small, messy room. 'So Kakashi-Sensei was right,' Ino thought, 'I was starting to think we were going to get lost!'
The other girl, Tenten squinted her eyes, looking around for any hint that a specific raven was there. (And no, I'm not talking about Hinata.)
Suddenly, Ino pointed to the wall, no, she pointed to the personal leaning against the wall, behind the door.
The blonde exclaimed excitedly, "There's Sasuke! Over there, behind the door!"
Sasuke's eyes widened as he watched Ino drag Tenten into the small apartment, shutting the door and revealing him.
"Shit." Was the only thing said by the two boys in the room.

Neji was going to kill Tenten.
Why?
That's classified, unfortunately.

Shikamaru Nara was feeling weird inside. His head had stupid jumbled up thoughts, and he couldn't stop smiling, blushing and thinking about a specific blonde girl.
Ino.
He sighed, he couldn't even stop dreaming about her, and it was disturbing his sleep. He tried extremely hard to stop, but the thoughts wouldn't go away.
It seemed like the smart, genius Nara Shikamaru had a crush.

"How troublesome."