Hashirama took the news as best he could, considering he was only 23 and a semester away from graduation. That meant getting abso-fucking-lutely shit faced and then shoving a whole can of ice-cream into his mouth.
That was how his brother found him: halfway back to sober, still stuffing his mouth full of melted ice-cream and staring blankly at the switched off TV.
When Tobirama demanded to know what exactly had happened, Hashirama delivered his announcement in a squeaky voice.
"Mito's pregnant. I'm gonna be a father."
Tobirama groaned, stole the ice-cream and shoved a spoonful into his own mouth.
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FanfictionCollection of drabbles featuring Hashirama and his daughter. And his siblings. And the Uchihas. Because there's no Hashirama without Madara.
