It was that time of the year for the hospital: when they got new blood in the form of inters. Hashirama loved it but couldn't wait to be done already. Because interns were idiots and Hashirama hated them. It was a sentiment shared between the entirety of the ER staff.
The worst were the surgical residents.
There was a particularly obnoxious one who attached herself to Hashirama and wouldn't let him breathe.
"We could go out for coffee sometimes." Hashirama sighed before replying "Unlikely since I have a daughter and a boyfriend." She stormed off offended and Hashirama was free.

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FanfictionCollection of drabbles featuring Hashirama and his daughter. And his siblings. And the Uchihas. Because there's no Hashirama without Madara.