Hashirama knew that going to the zoo was a bad idea, the worst idea ever; someone should write it down. There were four Senjus, plus Kawarama's date, five Uchihas, and the two oldest brothers' wives, six children and two dogs.
It was also Nakano's sixth birthday and she was particularly obnoxious, loud and annoying; Hashirama was about to fake a call from the ER and run far away from that announced disaster.
They never made it into the zoo because disaster struck in the form of the dogs taking down most of the queue trying to chase down some pigeons.

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FanfictionCollection of drabbles featuring Hashirama and his daughter. And his siblings. And the Uchihas. Because there's no Hashirama without Madara.