Oneshots| Jegulus and Wolfstar

Guess whose keyboard broke just before writing this?

Using the screen's

Based off Better Than Revenge-Taylor Swift

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Regulus watched as Lily outright flirted with his ex. James Fleamont Potter.

He was loving it, blissfully unaware of what Regulus was about to do.

Not many students were up this early for breakfast, but it would still spread quickly around the school.

He climbed on the table.

"The story starts when it was hot and it was summer
And, I had it all I had him right there where I wanted him
She came along, got him alone, and let's hear the applause."

He clapped his hands twice to the left of him.

She took him faster than you could say sabotage
I never saw it coming, nor would I have suspected it
I underestimated just who I was dealing with
She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum
She underestimated just who she was stealing from."

He climbed off the table, step by step, until he was on the floor.

"She's not a saint and she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa."
Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys on the playground
Won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, ha."

He looked at Lily for that one, who was getting more and more uncomfortable.

"She looks at life like it's a party and she's on the list

She looks at me like I'm a trend and she's so over it."

He pretended to roll his eyes.

"I think her ever present frown is a little troubling

And, she thinks I'm psycho
'Cause I like to rhyme her name with things, but
Sophistication isn't what you wear, or who you know
Or pushing people down to get you where you wanna go
Oh they didn't teach you that in prep school
So it's up to me
But no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity."

Barty, Evan and other students 'oohed'.

"I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at honey

You might have him, but haven't you heard
I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at honey
You might have him, but I'll always get the last word."

He walked over to the Gryffindor table.

"And do you still feel like you know what you're doing

'Cause I don't think you do, oh
Do you still feel like you know what you're doing
I don't think you do, I don't think you do
Let's hear the applause
C'mon show me how much better you are
See you deserve some applause
'Cause you're so much better
She took him faster than you could say sabotage."

With that, he walked out, follow by Barty and Evan, both flipping James off.

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Might write wolfstar focused next!

Bye my hot, badass, b*tchy babies

-NaRcIsSiStIc