Me when I see you in all your beauty: *•*
You're drop dead GORGEOUS
I'm sorry for breathing the same air as you
Brushing your ego just like I can brush my-
using google translate, sorry if some french bits are wrong
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"Dickhead." Retorted Regulus.
"What's the matter of this?" Questioned Minnie.
"Potter here decided it would be a good idea to wake up and be an asshole."
"What did I do?" Asked James, turning to face him.
Regulus turned to face him as well. "Do you want the full list?" James nod confirmed his decision. "Your breathing. The way you talk to loud. Your hideous mullet, a piece of me dies whenever I see it. And not to mention the fact that you TOLD MY BROTHER!"
"I couldn't keep it from him." James replied.
Minnie interfered. "Gentlemen, come to my office, we will be having this conversation in private."
They walked up to her office, arms crossed, glaring ahead.
"What is going on between you two?" Minnie inquired.
Neither replied.
"2 weeks of detention if neither of you confess."
James stared at Regulus pleadingly, he had his quidditch tournament on Saturday, and detention would interfere.
Regulus felt sympathetic. "Potter told Sirius about him and I shagging."
Minnie's eyes visibly widened. "You two?"
"Yes." Regulus confirmed.
"How did Sirius react?" Concern laced her voice.
"More mildly than I expected."
James chuckled at Regulus's response briefly, before returning to his mad composure.
"And by that he means he went mental." James added.
"I see."
"Can we go? I have a potions exam." Regulus reminded her.
"I suppose, I want you two to come back to my office of Sunday, because of Gryffindor's quidditch game. You two will be cleaning my office."
"THANKS MOM!" James shouted while running off.
"Thanks a lot shithead." Regulus said, whilst he walked off.
"What do you mean?" James called after him, getting no reply.
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( On Sunday )
"You two will be stuck in this room together for the next 3 hours." Minnie told them.
"BUT MO-."
"Bup, bup, no bups. Flitwick has put a curse on that door, you will not be getting out."
The classroom had been shifted, all the chairs and tables had been moved to the great hall for upcoming owls, so only the teacher's desk remained.
"I will be off now, see you two boys in 3 hours."
Minnie left, leaving them alone together.
Regulus attempted to walk off, but was yanked back.
"Mr Black, no sitting in the corner and not talking." Minnie shouted.
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