When something embarrassing happens:
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"Love?" Regulus called from their kitchen.
"Yes hunny." Called back his husband, James.
"Did you buy Harry a new onesie?"
"Only 5."
"I was talking about this one- WAIT THERE'S MORE?"
"I am not not spoiling this baby."
"Did Sirius buy more?"
"Maybe yes, maybe no."
"My baby is being raised my marauders." Regulus muttered under his breathe.
"To be fair-."
"No. Just no, I'm calling Evan and Barty to take some of these clothes for Raaka. She needs some."
"Nooooo."
"Harry can't even fit in half of his closet anyway, babe."
"He so can."
"James, he's 2, you buy his clothes for 6 months old."
"He's small."
"HE'S NOT SMALL!" Regulus argued.
"He's itty bitty." James turned Harry 180˚ to face Regulus, holding him by his arms so the rest of his body dangled.
Harry laughed.
Regulus walked over, grabbed the baby and brought his to the kitchen table.
"Dada buys too much, doesn't he Hazza? Yeah that's right." Harry babbled. Regulus displayed the clothes next to Harry to reveal that they only took up half of his body. "Aren't these too small for you now, big boy." Regulus tickled his stomach, and make silly faces at him to get a laugh out of his child.
He turned back to James who was panicking. "He's getting so old."
"That's how it works, sweetheart."
"He shouldn't be that big."
"That's what she said."
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That's what he* said.
Bye bye boos
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