Archive Of Potentialities.

I'll write this whenever I get an idea, I thought it'd be fun, tell me how it is.

World 5,216.
Day 1.
We arrived in the new world, veldora-sama, Ramiris-sama and milim-sama seem to be excited. Heading out to gather information in person because according to the trio.
"It's more fun that way."

Day 2.
The three troublemakers are disappointed.
After investigating the political structure, we have discovered that there is no conflict.
The world is structured into "cells".
Each cell has its own overseer called a "power", with multiple cells in a region being classified as a "tissue". The hierarchy goes on like so; cell→tissue→organ→system.
The world is under this unified power they call a system, and the people have no strife in their lives.

Typically a cause for happiness.

Typically.

As people who are basically aides of the chaos creator in….chaos creating, these circumstances are unacceptable.(No offense to you, Rimuru-sama) They insisted something had to be wrong with the world somewhere, and as good people, they would find and destroy it.
The interaction went as such.

"Veldora-sama, can we leave now? This world seems fine, we shouldn't bother it much."
"Muahaha! Beretta! You just don't see it, do you!? This….this is that thing the sacred texts always talked about!"

"Ohhh! I think I know what you're talking about!" Lady Milim chimed in.

"Umu umu." Was all lady Ramiris said.

"""It's the 'brainwashed people' plot line!""" They all screamed in unison.

It's only the second day, but I give this world my condolences.

Day 3.
Currently we are infiltrating the administrative block of a cell Milim-sama said "smells weird".

Personally I would attribute it to the fact that we fell into a dumpster (please don't ask how, it is not to be divulged)

But milim-sama thinks it's because something suspicious is going on.

Veldora-sama said and I quote.

"Something fishy is going on!" While holding a magnifying glass he pulled out of nowhere.

I shall record the result of this operation as soon as possible.

Day 3
We were caught.

I am Beretta, he who serves someone known as the spirit queen, a being of great power. I also attend to the storm dragon and the destroyer.

All very powerful beings.

Powerful beings that couldn't help but get caught.

Rimuru-sama, this is unprofessional but…please don't send me on this mission anymore.

In the jail cell, I tried to get my Lords to break out of the prison.

But they had another ridiculous idea.

"What do you guys think? Is it that?" Veldora-sama started.
"It's probably that."
"It's definitely that, this is so exciting master!"

"Uh…Ramiris-sama, what is that..?"

"""Oh. It's….a prison break!"""

Rimuru-sama, I shall now narrate what my Lords called a "prison break"

According to them, it's when the crew gets captured and placed in a prison and then a companion sneaks in by certain means and breaks them out, preferably in a way that ends with them escaping after a "epic gunfight"

Considering we don't have any companions on this world, we are going to be waiting for a while.

I will continue to observe further developments.

Day 4
"Wanted dead or alive….hey Beretta, is this what I think it is?"
Ramiris-sama asked me after reading the digital notice that was now a common sight all around the "cell".
"I'm afraid so, but it's inevitable."

"So cool!"

Hmm. This is perfectly normal, yes.

Thinking too much will cause craziness, please forgive my unprofessionalism.

'Wanted posters are cool. Understood.'

After a few hours of boredom, the trio decided to leave the jail; a few buildings were damaged in the escape, earning us a bounty.

We are now moving to another "organ" entirely. Hoping to "uncover the shadows of the world" there.

Day 5.

We have discovered something.

Personally, I think it's nothing much and something that should be ignored by outsiders. But they appear to disagree.

This "organ" seems to be called "the immune system", the previous one being known as the "eyes."
It was quite odd how this world is structured like a human body, but that's not my business.
The immune system represents the main armed force of the system. The eye being responsible for intelligence.

According to veldora-sama, who has read medical posts on "Facebook" and watched videos on "TikTok", the immune system should destroy the eyes, since the eyes are considered a danger.

I am a hundred percent sure that that's not how it works, but veldora-sama and the rest of them, agreed to disagree.

They went to the council that oversaw the organ as a whole, taking their videos and posts as "proof".
The hearing is happening now, the results will be recorded later.

Day 6.

War broke out.

I had to say I expected this outcome eventually, but I almost thought it wouldn't happen.

We haven't spent this much time in a single world in a long while after all. Typically, everything devolves into chaos on the second day.

Somehow, the council was convinced.
They decided to attack the eyes and get rid of the "security risk"

It was devastating enough like that, but the situation worsened when the other organs began picking fights with one another.

The "colon" attacked their sister organ, the "mouth" because according to them the mouth always sends their wastes to it.

Suddenly, all the problems this world had that had been kept under control by careful diplomacy came crawling out.

This world is doomed.

"Er, should we leave? I feel like nothing happened…" Veldora-sama said.

"Y-y-yes. Let's go!"

"Master! Wise as always!"

And so we left.

That concludes my report.

END OF REPORT ON WORLD NUMBER 5,216.
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Rimuru looked at the report now crumpled in his hand, his face twisted in a mix of anger and bafflement.

"I'm definitely going to ground those three…"

He seethed as he sent a parallel existence to the world whose coordinates Beretta included.

"Definitely…."
[[Master, you know you joined them on some occasions?]]

Unable to say anything in his defense Rimuru took his anger out on the paper, erasing it from all points in space-time.

[[Rather exaggerated reaction…]]
Ciel was a bit lost for words.

"Yeah yeah..."
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Pretty short, but tell me what you think.
Drop a vote if you were entertained.
Peace.