Geometry Dash Adventures

Jumper POV

7 December 2023 (Jumper is 15)

A/N: this is more about real-life Jumper than in-game Jumper

Today was an amazing day of my life - I got to meet a celebrity! Here is the story of how this happened.

So last winter I was ill - not with the rotavirus, like 8 AIs, well actually I did have the rotavirus but it wasn't autoimmune so after that I did not have it. But this winter was much better!

I am a BTS fan, and my favourite member was RM. I think he likes LSD just like me, that was why he was my bias. But when I turned 15, things changed because I, who had never seen any BTS member in my life, finally got to meet one of them and speak to them!

I was circling a random church because I was born. xStep, Clusterf*ck, Electroman, Electro and Dash were performing their sinful music there (it is sinful because it is mean and makes fun of official levels - especially Cycles, who xStep loves! They also make fun of Theory, as well as other levels who I forgot. Oh yeah, Time Machine. Electroman and Dash are nice so why are they in this awful band! BTS is better, it is just a band and it does not make fun of people. I'm not really into music except for video game music and xStep and Company's non-sinful songs and Ned the Ted Jumped on a Bed which is an AI-generated collection of nursery rhymes which have "Ned the Ted jumped on a bed" repeated.

Suddenly I saw a person. They had brown hair and they were wearing a black suit, half of which was white. Blast Processing? No, Blast Processing's hair wasn't straight. This person's hair looked fluffy but not curly, and I wanted to know who they were. When I came closer, I noticed that they had orange sunglasses on their face.

"Um... hi?" I said without thinking.

"Hey. Who are you?" they said, and I realised they were male.

"I'll tell you if you promise not to use my name for crimes, and if you tell me your name first." I told this man. "Also tell me your age."

"Fine." said the man." "My name's James Parker."

"Wow. You have an accent." I noted. "Where are you from?"

James didn't reply.

"How old are you?" I asked.

"28." said James. I wasn't expecting that. I thought he'd be 18 or 19.

"I turned 15 today." I told him. "I'm the official level Jumper from Geometry Dash."

"I have a friend who plays Geometry Dash." said James. "Her name is Kang Siwoo."

"That sounds like a K-Pop kangaroo." I told James.

"Yeah, now I see what you mean." James replied.

"You look like someone from K-Pop, actually." I said.

"Specific or general?" asked James.

"Well... I was going to say general but now I realise you look like someone specific."

"Who?" asked James. "I think I can guess if you tell me who."

"The BTS member that my friend Base hates." I told James.

"BTS? Well, you're right. But who does Base hate? Why does someone hate me?"

"Well, she hates Jimin." I told James. "I don't know why, it's been going on for almost 6 years. She has lots of BTS posters in her room with Jimin scribbled out, she says he's a criminal... I think that it's not nice."

"Yeah, that's who I look like." James replied. "Who's her bias? Who's yours?"

"Hers, I think, well, I'm not sure because she says it's all of them except Jimin, and mine is RM because he's very smart, he has an IQ of 148, and his leadership skills are much better than Electrodynamix's. Electrodynamix says his relative is Jimin and teases his relative because he's 10 years younger than him."

"He's not, he can't be. I for sure know this isn't the case." Jimin replied. "His relative does as well. I'm not sure if it's possible for any other people except author-chan to know. They may not know who Jimin is, it may be a whole scam."

"But why?" I asked. "Also, how does Jimin not know that he's not Electrodynamix's relative? I get that Electro's relative know because he can feel he's not Jimin, but surely Jimin can as well? Also, how can you feel Jimin is not Electro's relative when you're not author-chan and not Jimin?"

"Who told you I was not Jimin?" James asked, taking off his sunglasses. My eyes widened. IT WAS REALLY JIMIN! I couldn't recognise any members except Hitler (he was easy to recognise) and Jimin (Base hated him so much that he was the BTS member I saw pictures of most often).

"You... really are Jimin!" I gasped.

"Yes. That's right." said James - no, Jimin.

"Really? Could I have your autograph?"

"Well, Jumper, you know really I came to this town for you. Just as some people have a BTS bias, others have a Geometry Dash bias. Mine is Jumper. I can't give you my autograph now, but can send it in the mail." Jimin explained.

"THANK YOU!" I exclaimed. I wanted to hug him, but thought that he would find it uncomfortable.

"So, um, how's life?" I asked him.

"Well, it's okay, I'm going to military in 5 days."

"Why?" I asked.

"It's the rules in my universe." Jimin told me. "It isn't fair in my opinion."

"Neither in mine." I said. "However there is a rule that says that if Geometry Dash is to go to war, all male levels who are at least 13 and younger than 23 must get enlisted."

"So if there's a war you'll get enlisted?"

"Within 8 years."

"Anyway have you listened to my new album FACE yet?"

"No." I admitted. "Could I listen now?"

Jimin got out his device and searched up his FACE album. He played me all the songs and I thought they were very nice, and nicer than any BTS songs I had ever heard.

"I prefer the song Like Crazy." I told Jimin once I had heard all the songs from the album. "I like the melody the most, and also I like that it has an English version so that I can understand it better."

"It's my favourite song too." Jimin replied. "That's why I made an English version."

"Yeah, it sounds like an ABBA song in the middle. Well the bit that goes 'I can hear the voices listening, don't know who they are'."

Jimin laughed. "I knew I picked the correct Geometry Dash bias." he said.

Suddenly, my phone rang. It was Blast Processing.

"Where are you?" he called.

"You won't believe what I'm doing, but I'll come." I replied.

"Okay." said Blast, and hung up.

Then I turned to Jimin. "Jimin, is it possible for you to come back to Geometry Dash with me?"

"I'm sorry, but I'll be extremely busy." Jimin replied.

"Why?" I asked.

"I have to get a few things done before I go to military." he told me. "But I can give you my number."

"I'd rather give you my number and test it." I told him.

"Well, how about we do the test now and you go back to GD." Jimin suggested.

"Sure." I replied.

We did the test, and I discovered his contact was called James Parker. "Is that a fake name?" I asked.

"Yes, it's so people don't try to attack me and that sort of stuff." Jimin told me.

"Yeah, and Base will never know that I message her worst enemy." I laughed.

Then I decided to go home. "Bye." I said. "It was amazing meeting you. Turning 15 was the best! And now I realise my BTS bias is you, not RM."

"It was amazing meeting you too." Jimin said as I left to go back to Geometry Dash.

The end