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April Fools chapter

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Dry Out: Hey Jumper, I thought of pranking the levels!

Jumper: That's a good idea! Who shall we prank first?

Dry Out: Let's prank Dash since everyone hates him.

Electrodynamix: What are you doing?

Dry Out: Pranking Dash.

Electro: How about this? We take him to the sanatorium and pretend he was shot. Then we tie something to his upper body so that if he moves, it hurts. And then I explain to him that he was shot and had "a little surgery". *says that last bit in a sneering voice*

Jumper: How do you not feel PTSD or trauma from saying that?

Electro: This is just an April Fools chapter.

//

xStep: Hey did you know what I did?

Clubstep: What did you do?

Airborne Robots: I'm scared now...

xStep: I reversed the curse Time Machine placed on me and made it on Electro. Before I was 17, thanks to the curse, and he was 19.

Clubstep: Yayy!

Airborne Robots: Can you do the same for me? And the other levels who aged down thanks to Electro?

Clubstep: Make him FOURTEEN.

xStep: I'm sorry, but this was an APRIL FOOLS PRANK! 

Clubstep: NOOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO BE SEVENTEEN!!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE A MINOR!!!!

Airborne Robots: *shrugs*

//

Time Machine: *wakes up* I dreamt it was finally Christmas. But it feels like it's only been a short amount of time. It shouldn't be Christmas.

Time Machine: *gets up and checks his phone* Thursday 25 December? So it was true! IT'S FINALLY CHRISTMAS! Or maybe, I must have time-travelled in my sleep, in which case...

Press Start: *runs into the room* APRIL FOOLS!

Time Machine: YOU... DID THIS? *manically chases Press Start around the house*

//

*few hours before*

Press Start: How about I prank Time Machine to think that he time-travelled in his sleep?

Press Start: *hacks into Time Machine's phone* Right, time to change the date to Christmas 2025. *changes the date on the phone*

Press Start: Now it's time to whisper that it's Christmas in Time Machine's ear. *whispers that it's Christmas in Time's ear*

Press Start: There. Done. *leaves the room*

//

Time Machine: Hey Blast, guess what?

Blast: What is it?

Time Machine: We're siblings. *shows Blast two copies of his chromosomes* In fact, we're identical twins!

Blast: WHAT?

Time Machine: APRIL FOOLS!

//

Electro: Dash, do you want a drink of water?

Dash: Aww Electro, you being nice to me again! Sure! *drinks the water and falls asleep*

Dry Out: What was that?

Electro: A change of plan. It is a drink with two drugs, a sleeping one and one that makes your heart hurt.

Hexagon Force: Now get him to the hospital.

//

TOE 2: *comes up to Lock with a box*

Lock: Wait.. is that...

TOE 2: Yes Lock, will you marry me?

Lock: Of course I will! *opens the box*

(And the box contained a singing puppet that sings "Never gonna give you up".)

TOE 2: April fools!

Lock: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

//

DASH: *wakes up in hospital surrounded by Electro, Hexa, Dry Out and Jumper*

Dash: What happened?

Electro: You were shot. Luckily none of your organs were hit, but you had a little surgery to repair the damage. You are going to be okay though.

(By the way, Electro rehearsed that script with Hexa while Dash was asleep)

Dry Out: Do you need some drugs?

Dash: Of course I do. It hurts.

*Dry Out leaves the room*

Skibidi Toilet: Brr, skibidi dob dob dob yes yes, skibidi dobodi neeb neeb!

Dry Out: Come with me.

Skibidi Toilet: *follows Dry Out*

Electro: You back with the drugs?

Dry Out: Yes, and I brought a nurse with me too!

Skibidi Toilet: Brr, skibidi dob dob dob yes yes, skibidi dobodi neeb neeb!

Dash: The nurse is... a Skibidi Toilet?

The four levels: APRIL FOOLS!

Dash: So no shot wound? No surgery?

Electro: Um... about that... you were in a coma, but since you woke up on April Fools, we decided to prank you with a Skibidi Toilet nurse.

Dash: But I thought you hated Skibidi Toilet.

Electro; It was good for the prank.

(And so, Dash was left in the hospital, thinking he had been shot, and not realising the whole thing was a prank until he took of his bandages and saw that he had no scars. After that he planned his own revenge on the four levels that played the prank on him.)

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