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Detective | 12:15 AM
thanks for letting to talk to chloe
wtf shes like an angel
shes so nice i feel like a total bitch now
amazing tour!!!!
( •̀ ω •́ )y


Connor | 12:15 AM
I'm glad you enjoyed.


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Connor | 12:40 AM
You're still online. It's pretty late.
Are you not going to sleep?


Detective | 12:43 AM
funny story i forgot that i got some extra paperwork to finish :'( but tbh ur texts are rlly helping me stay awake rn. this is mind numbing
what abt u?


Connor | 12:43 AM
Tests for today are done. Diagnostics can be repetitive, but they're essential. You okay?


Detective | 12:48 AM
no
if i have to sign my name on one more report
ill lose it


Connor | 12:48 AM
Would you prefer if I signed them for you?


Detective | 12:49 AM
could u actually do that!!!!!


Connor | 12:49 AM
I'm not sure. It might be considered forgery.


Detective | 12:51 AM
damn. it was worth a shot


Connor | 12:51 AM
I remember I used to provide assistance with your reports. Just hold on. When I return, I'll assist with your workload.


Detective | 12:56 AM
if u had a childhood i bet u would be a real boy scout growing up. kinda funny how u can go from puppy dog eyes to total badass chasing perps like its nothin


Connor | 12:56 AM
I think switching between different tasks and approaches is necessary. Do you not do the same?


Detective | 12:57 AM
i do but like
ever think ur a little too good at bein polite?


Connor | 12:57 AM
Am I not already less polite with you, Detective?


Detective | 12:57 AM
are u


Connor | 12:57 AM
Harder and faster? All of me is so delicious? Didn't even complain when you said you would "mwa mwa" me all over my face.


Detective | 12:58 AM
oh my god
OK STOP
i cant listen to daft punk ever again. and as for the delicious and mwamwa ??? I WAS DRUNK OK LEAVE ME ALONE


Connor | 12:58 AM
I'm kidding. Maybe you should be the one letting loose, Detective.


Detective | 1:00 AM
u werent joking abt gaining more colorful language and personality. who u been hanging out with >:(


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Detective | 1:00 AM
ok im gonna try to finish this up


Connor | 1:00 AM
Is there any way I can help at all?


Detective | 1:05 AM
nope!! i got it ty ( •̀ .̫ •́ )✧


Connor | 1:05 AM
Finish up and sleep soon. Goodnight.

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