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Detective | 8:22 PM
heyy <3
thanks again for fixing me up 2day


Connor | 8:22 PM
You know I'm always here for you.


Detective | 8:22 PM
yea!!!! :)
my jaw feels like its gonna fall off tho lol


Connor | 8:23 PM
Your jaw is intact, Detective. The bruising will subside within a few days, though I recommend not aggravating the injury further.


Detective | 8:23 PM
wow thanks dr phillips
what would i do without ur expert advice


Connor | 8:23 PM
Likely exacerbate the injury with unnecessary movements or poor care.


Detective | 8:24 PM
oh my god u didnt have to take it literally


Connor | 8:24 PM
I don't believe you were being literal, but my response was valid nonetheless.


Detective | 8:24 PM
ur such a nerd


Connor | 8:24 PM
I'll take that as a compliment. You're the one with a crush on me.


Detective | 8:25 PM
LMAO
the side of my lip looks awful
i look awful ugh


Connor | 8:25 PM
Your injuries, while visible, do not detract from your appearance.


Detective | 8:25 PM
connor pls be fr
≡(▔﹏▔)≡


Connor | 8:25 PM
I am being "for real," as you put it. The bruise will fade, and the split on your lip will heal. Neither impacts your attractiveness.


Detective | 8:26 PM
u saying i look fine with a busted lip


Connor | 8:26 PM
Yes. In fact, it wouldn't deter me from kissing those lips again.


Detective | 8:27 PM
AHDSJAKJKDS
NOOO
STOP IT RN


Connor | 8:27 PM
:)


Detective | 8:28 PM
so what are u up to now? analyzing tech? researching human emotions? saving the world?


Connor | 8:28 PM
At the moment, I'm updating my software libraries and processing today's events. I'm also reviewing advancements in nanotechnology. It's fascinating how rapidly the field has progressed since 2030.


Detective | 8:28 PM
oh lord here we go
(¬_¬ )


Connor | 8:29 PM
I'll spare you the specifics unless you're interested.


Detective | 8:29 PM
nope, pass


Connor | 8:30 PM
Understood. Though, it's an important area of innovation.


Detective | 8:30 PM
ok ok ur a genius we get it


Connor | 8:30 PM
Flattery won't get you out of applying ice to your jaw as recommended.


Detective | 8:32 PM
omg STOP


Connor | 8:33 PM
Noted.
But seriously apply ice again tonight.

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