COMPLETED 11/20/24 | ?Well, I don't really listen to music, as such... but I'd like to.? TAGS: [semi-textfic] [female reader] [deviant connor/rk800] [F2L] [detroit: become human] [fluff with a dash of smut]
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Yesterday
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ass cheek | 7:44 PM You gonna wait more? I'm about to leave with Chris Stop sulking around like a sad puppy
Det. Stinky | 7:44 PM yep. im gonna stay late
ass cheek | 10:04 PM It's 10. You still there?
Det. Stinky | 10:04 PM uhh yes
ass cheek | 10:07 PM Bruh 💀 Tin can ain't coming back. He's not done from getting his screws tightened LOL
Det. Stinky | 10:07 PM im crying gavin this is embarrassing
ass cheek | 10:07 PM Hey, it's fine At least the ice cream didn't totally go to waste? I ate a lot. It was good. It's not like he can taste them anyway The icing of the cake was kinda ass tho
Det. Stinky | 10:11 PM yea but like the balloons, the hanging streamers, ribbons... there are officers who are laughing at me n think im stupid i got the whole thing planned i just wanted to surprise him idk
ass cheek | 10:12 PM Yeah it looked like a whole ass party But like you just wanted to do something nice for our first plastic detective, don't feel bad HE should be the one feeling bad
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ass cheek | 11:40 PM You still in DPD?
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Det. Stinky | 11:40 PM yes...
ass cheek | 11:43 PM What the fuck I'm so serious rn Go home or I'll shave your eyebrows Or stick bubblegum under your desk
Det. Stinky | 11:43 PM yeah yeah leaving now :(
ass cheek | 11:43 PM Good. And please don't cry You're kinda ugly when you're acting all mopey and shit. Do you want me to text him about the surprise you prepared?
Det. Stinky | 11:45 PM Fuck you And no, don't tell him anything
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Today
ass cheek | 4:00 AM You up? I totally forgot I took a pic of you at the station before I went home LOL and you look like you were about to cry Wait I'm going to send
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ass cheek | 4:15 AM Huh? Pic still not here? OH SHIT my bad I accidentally sent it to Connor instead of you. I can't unsend the message Don't kill me
