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bonus #3 - roommate with benefits

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Detective | 9:18 AM
morninggg boyfie
ヽ(✿゚▽゚)ノ


Connor | 9:18 AM
Good morning, Detective.


Detective | 9:19 AM
so ive been thinkin
u live with hank and i love my space
but i like our sleepovers


Connor | 9:19 AM
I've noticed you seem more relaxed when I stay overnight.


Detective | 9:20 AM
yeah so maybe u can keep some stuff here
hehe


Connor | 9:20 AM
That would be logical, considering the frequency of my visits.


Detective | 9:21 AM
logical huhh
no "aww thats so sweet of u"
?????


Connor | 9:21 AM
My apologies. That's so sweet of you, baby.


Detective | 9:21 AM
YIPPEE >_<


Connor | 9:22 AM
It would also provide balance, as you've left multiple items at my room in Hank's house.


Detective | 9:22 AM
multiple??


Connor | 9:22 AM
Five hair ties, two sweaters, one pair of socks, and a comb.


Detective | 9:23 AM
helpp u counted??


Connor | 9:23 AM
Of course. Organization is important.


Detective | 9:24 AM
u nerd


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Connor | 5:46 PM
Left a suitcase.


Detective | 5:47 PM
just one suitcase??? u realize u basically live here half the time right


Connor | 5:47 PM
I don't require a large inventory of items. My needs are minimal.


Detective | 5:48 PM
so what's in it
spare neckties and one toothbrush?


Connor | 5:48 PM
Essentially, yes.


Detective | 5:49 PM
i guess thats a start


Connor | 5:49 PM
I appreciate your accommodation, Detective.


Detective | 5:50 PM
u better
anyway i guess i can call u my roomie now
>:)


Connor | 5:50 PM
Does that make me a roommate with benefits?


Detective | 5:51 PM
WHAT THE HELL


Connor | 5:51 PM
Did I misuse the term?


Detective | 5:52 PM
we are so done talking.


Connor | 5:52 PM
Noted.

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