He floats back towards the crying host and sinks to his level.
"Look, if this'll get you to shut up, then I'll do it. But I don't want any video of me online."
"Knife please just do it for him." Suitcase said.
"You can't tell me what-" Knife stops himself when he sees the glare the luggage bag gave. Knife scoffs before going back to Fan.
"Fine. I'll do it. How do you play this stupid host game you made up." Knife said with irritation. That didn't let Fan down as he smiled wide.
"Yay!!! I'll set up the camera! Suitcase, can you go into a separate room? I'll test Knife first since he wants to get out of this quickly." Fan said while prepping his camera and microphone. Suitcase looks up at him and kisses his cheek.
"I'm sure whatever answer you come up with, you have a perfectly good reason to say it." Suitcase reassured Knife. The ghost nods before huffing.
"Can't you hurry up? I'm starting to doubt my choices." Knife teased. The luggage nudges Knife telling him to stop, yet the ghost just chuckled.
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"Alright Knife. So I'm gonna start you off with introducing yourself to the camera! If-if you could just wave at it." Fan stuttered slightly. Knife eyes the camera before waving slightly. Fan smiles before flipping through the pages on the clipboard.
"Alright! So we're gonna ask some things about you first like your favorite things. So let's get started!" Fan said. He looks up at Knife and points to his face, indicating the ghost to smile. Knife groans before pulling a soft smile up from his face. Not even a second after, he drops it immediately. Fan awkwardly chuckles while looking through a 'not-so-stupid' question.
"Alright! First question is what's your favorite color?" Fan asked. Knife crosses his arms and leans back.
"Gray. If you couldn't already tell." Knife said while pointing to himself. Fan clears his throat before looking for more questions.
"Oh! Ok this one sounds interesting! What's a phrase you say often?" Fan asked. Knife's eyebrows creased.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Knife asked. Before Fan could change the question, Knife snatches the clipboard and gazes through the question. He scoffs at the ridiculous questions that showed up.
"These are some stupid questions you have. Favorite food? Like I can eat! Favorite show? Isn't that obvious." Knife said teasingly. Fan crosses his arms and huffs.
"Fine...you don't have to do it. I'll ask Suitcase to do it first then..." Fan said with tears. Knife groans before getting comfortable. he throws the clipboard back to Fan, to which it hits his head.
"I'm joking. Ask me whatever question and I'll try to answer it to the best of my ability, nerd." Knife said. Fan grins before flipping through a couple of the pages and questioning Knife.
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"Hey Suitcase! You're next!" Fan yelled. Suitcase sits back up from the bed and said her goodbyes to Marshmallow and Bow. She walks down the stairs and sees Knife floating back up to his room.
"How'd it go?" The box asked. Knife rolls his eyes.
"It was ok. He asks a lot of weird questions." Knife muttered. Suitcase shushes him while rolling her eyes.
"Just play along please. Plus, I really want to do this to see if you really know your best friend here."
"To which I do, might I add. I'm just testing you." Knife said with a smirk. Suitcase shook her head.

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