Why Are You Everywhere? | Yoonmin FF

Operation: Spy on Romeo (and His Unnecessary Entourage)

It was a peaceful evening on Sunday. The sun was setting, birds were chirping, and in room 21, absolute chaos was about to unfold.

Jimin stood near the window, squinting like a hawk as he spotted Yoongi, Namjoon, and Jungkook casually strolling toward the gate. He gasped dramatically, gripping the curtain as if he had just witnessed a scandalous betrayal.

"Tae!" he screeched. "CODE RED! ROMEO IS ON THE MOVE!"

Taehyung, who had been comfortably lying on his bed scrolling through memes, barely glanced up. "And? Maybe they’re going to buy snacks. What’s the big deal?"

Jimin turned around with the most offended expression. “What’s the big deal? WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL?! My future husband is going somewhere, and I don’t know where! This is betrayal! This is heartbreak! This is-”

“-unnecessary,” Taehyung deadpanned.

Jimin ignored him and dramatically pointed outside. “We must follow them.”

“No, you must follow them. I must continue relaxing.”

Jimin narrowed his eyes. “If you don’t come with me, I’ll tell Namjoon-hyung that you’ve been doodling ‘Mr. Kim Namjoon’ in your notebook like a lovesick teenager.”

Taehyung immediately sat up. "I’ll get my shoes."

The Totally-Not-Suspicious Spy Mission

Five minutes later, the two completely untrained spies found themselves sneaking behind lampposts, trees, and even an innocent cat, all in an attempt to follow their targets.

Jimin crouched behind a trash can. "Okay, they’re heading toward the shopping district."

Taehyung, who absolutely did not sign up for this nonsense, sighed. "Jimin, I swear if we get caught, I’m blaming everything on you."

"Shhh, you’ll blow our cover!"

"What cover?! We’re two fully grown men hiding behind a trash can in broad daylight."

Jimin ignored him as he carefully peeked out. His heart almost exploded when Yoongi casually ran a hand through his hair. The setting sun made him glow like a celestial being.

"Oh my god, look at him, Tae... LOOK AT HIM," Jimin whisper-screamed. "How can someone be so effortlessly cool? He’s just WALKING, and I feel like I’m witnessing ART."

Taehyung rolled his eyes. "You sound like a fanboy on caffeine."

Jungkook suddenly turned around, and the two spies panicked.

Jimin threw himself behind a bench, while Taehyung dramatically collapsed onto the pavement, pretending to be a fallen leaf.

Jungkook’s eyes narrowed. "Did you hear something?"

Namjoon looked around, but all he saw was a bench and a very pathetic leaf on the ground. "Hmm....maybe just the wind?"

Jungkook shrugged. "Alright."

The three continued walking, and Jimin let out the biggest sigh of relief. "That was close."

Taehyung, still lying flat, groaned. “I think I sprained my dignity.”

Yoongi, Namjoon, and Jungkook casually walked into the store. Jimin and Taehyung stood outside, peeking through the glass doors like two raccoons plotting a heist.

"Alright, Tae," Jimin whispered dramatically. "This is our moment. We need to blend in, stay low, and most importantly...."

"I’m not rolling on the floor," Taehyung interrupted, arms crossed.