Why Are You Everywhere? | Yoonmin FF

Yoongi threw his bag on the floor and collapsed onto his bed, dramatically groaning into his pillow.

Namjoon barely looked up from his laptop. "Let me guess....the three devils?"

"The three disasters," Yoongi corrected, turning his head to glare at Jungkook, who was grinning like an idiot. “They ruined my peace. My sanity. My holidays. Do you even understand what it’s like to have three hyperactive kids running around your house, breaking things, stealing food, and screaming for no reason?!”

Jungkook chuckled as he flopped onto his own bed. "Oh come on, hyung, we made your holidays fun."

Yoongi slowly turned his head, eyes narrowed. "Fun? Jungkook, you guys turned my house into a literal zoo."

Jungkook grinned. "Exactly! Zoos are fun."

Namjoon snorted while Yoongi threw a pillow at Jungkook’s face. "Explain to me how having to file a complaint against my own juniors was fun."

Jungkook gasped dramatically, catching the pillow. "That wasn’t our fault! The neighbor called the cops because Taehyung was screaming at the top of his lungs about how he saw a ghost in the backyard."

Yoongi crossed his arms. "And whose fault was it that my mom’s flower vase broke?"

Jungkook coughed. "....Technically, that was Jimin’s fault. But technically, if you think about it, it was also gravity’s fault."

Yoongi threw another pillow. "Get out."

Namjoon laughed. "At least they didn’t set your kitchen on fire."

Yoongi let out a dry laugh. "Oh? Oh? So we’re ignoring the fact that Jungkook tried to make pancakes and almost set the stove on fire?"

Jungkook huffed. "I had it under control."

"No, you panicked and threw a bottle of water on it."

"Water fixes everything."

"That was an oil fire, you idiot!"

Namjoon shook his head. "Yoongi, just admit it. You secretly enjoyed spending time with them."

Yoongi scoffed. "I enjoyed nothing. My house will never recover."

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Meanwhile on the other side Jimin whined as he laid on the bed. "Next sem will start from tomorrow."

Taehyung, who was lying on the floor with his arms spread out like a starfish, groaned dramatically. "I can’t believe it. We just barely survived the last exams, and now they’re making us suffer again?"

Jimin kicked his legs in frustration. "Why is life so cruel? Why can’t we just be pretty and rich without needing to study?"

Taehyung turned his head to look at him. "You are pretty....and rich too."

Jimin sighed. "Yeah, but study is mandatory."

Taehyung pouted. "I think we deserve a holiday after the holiday."

Jimin sat up. "You know what? You’re right. We should protest."

Taehyung gasped. "You mean like, refuse to go to class?"

Jimin scoffed. "No, no, I mean we go to class, but mentally, we refuse to be there. Like, we’re physically present but intellectually absent."

Taehyung nodded. "Ah, so just normal us?"

Jimin blinked. "...Yeah."

They both sighed at the same time, staring at the ceiling in defeat.

"At least we still have today," Taehyung muttered. "We should enjoy our last moments of freedom."