Why Are You Everywhere? | Yoonmin FF

Jimin sat in his chair, sulking like a child who had just been denied candy. His plan to spend more time with Yoongi had completely backfired. Instead of being personally tutored by his Romeo, he was now stuck with Namjoon who, while incredibly smart, was not the person Jimin wanted to gaze at while pretending to study.

Meanwhile, Taehyung was practically glowing with happiness, kicking his feet under the table. "This is the best day of my life," he whispered dreamily, already imagining study sessions filled with Namjoon’s deep voice explaining things he barely understood.

Jungkook, however, was the complete opposite. He sat with his arms crossed, glaring at nothing in particular. "This is so unfair," he muttered. "Why do I have to suffer with Yoongi hyung? I wanted Namjoon hyung too!"

Jimin gasped dramatically. "HOW DARE YOU COMPLAIN?! You’re getting exactly what I wanted!"

Jungkook scoffed. "Trust me, hyung, it’s not fun. Yoongi hyung is strict. He doesn’t tolerate dumb questions."

Jimin pouted harder, resting his chin on the table. "Then I’ll just have to work harder to impress him."

Taehyung sighed, patting Jimin’s shoulder. "Or, you know, you could actually study so you don’t fail."

"One thing at a time, Tae."

"Anyway, I just want my Prince to tutor me, I'll be the happiest soul." Tae grinned.

"Excuse me, he's not your prince ok?" Jungkook said.

Taehyung flipped his hair dramatically, ignoring Jungkook’s glare. "Oh, please. Namjoon hyung is my prince, my destiny, my future-"

"YOUR DELUSIONS," Jungkook interrupted. "He’s not your prince. He’s my hyung."

“And he’ll be my husband one day," Taehyung added with a smirk, making Jungkook nearly choke on air.

Jimin, who was still sulking, suddenly perked up. "Wait, if you’re planning to marry Namjoon hyung, does that mean I’ll have a higher chance to get close to Yoongi hyung? Like, I’ll be family?!"

Taehyung gasped. "Jimin, you’re a genius! We need to make this happen!"

Jungkook groaned, rubbing his temples. "I feel sick. If anyone is going to impress namjoon Hyung that will be me and only me."

Taehyung scoffed, crossing his arms. "Oh, please. You? Impress Namjoon hyung? Keep dreaming, bunny boy."

Jungkook glared. "Excuse me?! At least I don’t act like a lovesick puppy every time he breathes!"

"And what do you do? Cling onto him like a baby koala?!" Taehyung shot back.

Jimin, still sulking over his lost opportunity with Yoongi, sighed dramatically. "You both are ridiculous. If only I had Yoongi hyung as my tutor, I wouldn’t have to listen to this nonsense."

Jungkook smirked. "Too bad, so sad. Yoongi hyung is my tutor, and Namjoon hyung is mine."

Taehyung gasped, pointing at Jungkook like he had just committed a crime. "How dare you?! Namjoon hyung is mine! You’re just a side character in my love story!"

Jimin groaned, rubbing his temples. "I think I lost brain cells just by listening to you two."

Taehyung and Jungkook were in the middle of their heated argument, throwing exaggerated accusations at each other.

"Namjoon hyung likes me more! He literally smiled at me today!" Taehyung huffed, flipping his hair dramatically.

Jungkook scoffed. "Oh, please! He always smiles at everyone. But did he let you borrow his pen yesterday? No! But he did for me." He smirked proudly, arms crossed like he had already won.