Why Are You Everywhere? | Yoonmin FF

28. Why are you everywhere, Jimin?!

Jimin groaned. "I don't even have energy to enjoy. I need at least three business days to prepare for this semester emotionally."

Taehyung turned on his side. "So what do we do today?"

Jimin smirked. "Let's sleep."

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The next day, the dreaded moment arrived....the first day of the new semester.

Jimin and Taehyung dragged their feet into the classroom, looking as if they were attending their own funeral. Jungkook, on the other hand, was suspiciously energetic.

"I had a good sleep," Jungkook grinned, plopping down on the chair next to them.

Jimin squinted at him. "You traitor. How dare you start the semester with a positive attitude?"

"I’m just excited to see how long it takes for you both to give up on studying again," Jungkook smirked.

Before Jimin could throw his notebook at him, the professor walked in. The class immediately fell silent.

"Welcome back, everyone. I hope you all had a great break," the professor said, adjusting his glasses. "We have a lot to cover this semester, so let’s start right away."

Jimin leaned closer to Taehyung and whispered, "It hasn’t even been five minutes, and I already want to drop out."

Taehyung nodded solemnly. "We should’ve run away when we had the chance."

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The classroom was peaceful for a grand total of fifteen minutes before chaos inevitably struck.

The professor, who was just about done explaining a topic none of them were paying attention to, suddenly cleared his throat. "Alright, class, let’s do a little general knowledge quiz."

At that moment, Jimin, Taehyung, and Jungkook exchanged glances.

"Uh-oh," Jungkook mumbled.

"We’re dead," Taehyung whispered.

The professor continued, flipping through his notes. "Let’s start with something simple. Who was the first president of South Korea?"

Silence.

The students glanced at each other, hoping someone else would answer. Jimin nudged Taehyung. "Say something."

Taehyung panicked. "Uh....Kim Namjoon?"

The entire class turned to look at him.

The professor blinked. "Kim Namjoon....as in your senior?"

Taehyung gasped. "OH! No, I meant Kim....Kimchi! I mean....no, wait, I got this! Kim… Seokjin?"

The professor sighed. "It’s Syngman Rhee."

Jungkook leaned towards Taehyung and whispered, "Bro, you just named your own seniors."

Taehyung groaned and buried his face in his arms.

The professor continued. "Next question. What’s the capital of France?"

Jimin perked up. 'This one, I know!' He raised his hand excitedly. "Eiffel Tower!"

A dead silence followed.

The professor pinched the bridge of his nose. "Mr. Park...the Eiffel Tower is a landmark."

Jimin gasped. "Oh my god. I always thought the city was called Eiffel Tower!"