Why Are You Everywhere? | Yoonmin FF

28. Why are you everywhere, Jimin?!

Jungkook wheezed, almost falling off his chair. "Hyung, you just failed geography in front of everyone."

The professor sighed but moved on, clearly losing hope. "Fine. Next question. What is the chemical formula for water?"

Jungkook smirked confidently. "Tea."

The professor rubbed his temples. "Are you serious?"

Jungkook nodded. "Yeah, it’s tea! You know, H, T, O! Because we drink it...Hydration Tea....Oh?"

The professor looked like he was about to quit his job. "It’s H₂O."

Jimin patted Jungkook’s shoulder. "It’s okay. Tea is important too."

The professor ignored them and moved on. "Alright. One last question, and I swear, if I hear another dumb answer-" He took a deep breath. "Who invented the light bulb?"

Taehyung’s face lit up. "OH! This one I know! It’s Einstein!"

The professor stared at him.

"....It’s Thomas Edison."

Taehyung gasped. "Wait, really? Then what did Einstein do?"

Jungkook sighed dramatically. "He discovered gravity."

“That was Newton!”

The professor slammed his book shut. "I’ve had enough. Class dismissed."

Jimin, Taehyung, and Jungkook high-fived each other, thinking they did a great job.

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As soon as Jimin, Jungkook, and Taehyung spotted Namjoon and Yoongi enjoying their peaceful lunch, they immediately stormed towards them like a group of hungry puppies spotting their owner with food.

Yoongi, who was mid-bite into his rice, barely had time to react before Jimin dramatically flopped onto the chair next to him, resting his head on Yoongi’s shoulder. "Hyung....I suffered today."

Yoongi didn’t even flinch. "And I should care because?"

Jungkook threw himself onto the seat across from Namjoon, shaking his head. "Hyung, it was a disaster. A complete, utter disaster."

Namjoon raised an eyebrow. "What did you guys do this time?"

Taehyung groaned, dramatically holding his chest like he had just survived a battlefield. "Hyung, we had a general knowledge quiz."

Yoongi finally looked up from his food, eyes narrowing. "...And?"

Jimin lifted his head dramatically. "I failed."

"That’s not shocking," Yoongi deadpanned.

Jungkook leaned forward with a grin. "Hyung, Taehyung thought Namjoon-hyung was the first president of South Korea."

Namjoon, who had just taken a sip of water, choked. "WHAT?!"

Taehyung gasped and slapped Jungkook’s arm. "YAH! Why are you exposing me first?! Tell them how Jimin thought Eiffel Tower was the capital of France!"

Yoongi paused. "Wait. Jimin. You said that?"

Jimin pouted. "Okay, but like, doesn’t the Eiffel Tower feel like it should be the capital?"

Namjoon blinked. "No. No, it does not."

Taehyung continued. "And Jungkook said tea is the chemical formula for water."

Yoongi slammed his chopsticks on the table. "I give up. You three have lost all my respect."

Namjoon rubbed his temples. "I should’ve never asked."