Bunshichi, a morally questionable 28-year-old playboy who dies and reincarnates as baby Goku while retaining his adult memories and consciousness. With no prior knowledge of Dragon Ball, he must navigate growing up as the legendary Saiyan hero while...
Silence hangs over the rocky terrain, surrounded by mountains and thick vegetation. In the distance, the roar of a bike grows louder, shattering the animals' peace. The vehicle speeds wildly, Goku clinging to Bulma, the wind blasting his face, tearing up his eyes as he barely manages to speak.
"Slow down, you maniac!" he shouts.
"Scared of a little bit of speed, my dear? Fufufu," Bulma replies with an annoying smug grin, ignoring the road. They approach a sharp drop, taking it at full speed, both screaming their lungs out as they soar through the air. They land without a scratch. Bulma stops the bike abruptly and thinks to herself, Almost pissed my pants. She stands and tells Goku:
"Goku, wait here. I'll be back," before dashing toward a bush.
Goku jumps off, leaning on the bike with a cool attitude, a smug, teasing smirk on his face.
"Did that little stunt make you piss yourself?" he taunts.
"SHUT UP!!!" she yells from the bushes.
After a moment, a horrible scream pierces the air-obviously Bulma's. Goku dashes toward the sound, arriving in seconds to find her captured in the claws of a massive pterodactyl, smiling.
"HEEEEEELP!!!" she cries.
"Are you her friend or something?" the pterodactyl asks, clapping its beak.
"Well, I don't know about the word 'friend,' you know. It has a lot of meanings, and well, we just met. I mean, can you call someone a friend if you just let them be-" Goku rambles about the meaning of "friend."
"Huh? Anyway, stay here. Me and this lovely one are having dinner," the pterodactyl says.
"SOOON" Bulma wails.
The huge pterodactyl spreads its wings, flapping them to create powerful winds, holding Bulma with both feet, laughing.
"...And that's why I think we're not friends but partners," Goku finishes.
"Imbecile, hehe," the pterodactyl chuckles before a flash zips past. "What was that?"
Bulma and the bird follow the flash with their eyes, landing on Goku. His arm is raised, still steaming, wind blowing as he slowly lifts his head toward them.
"It's rude to cut somebody speaking," he says.
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The pterodactyl gapes, sweating, shocked. It flaps its wings faster to escape, but instead loses altitude. "What the hell is happeni-AAAAAH!" It glances at its wings, now riddled with holes. "How did you!?"
Goku's eyes lock on the bird, a small energy ball forming on his fingertip, readying another shot.
"Wait, wait, wait! Here's the girl, let me go!" the pterodactyl pleads, tossing Bulma at a dangerous height. She screams as Goku cancels the energy ball, sprinting beneath her, leaping to catch her in a princess-style hold. Bulma, shocked, stares at him with wide eyes and a faint blush on her cheeks. Goku turns to the bird.
