Dragon Ball if I was Goku

After separating from the others to find Gohan's Dragon Ball, Goku traveled toward the closest one on his Dragon Radar. Following an all-night journey on Kinto'un, the first rays of morning sun hit his face as he slept on his cloud, still traveling.

The light gradually woke him up. "When did I fall asleep?" he muttered, still tired and looking around drowsily.

Kinto'un descended near a river where Goku washed his face and drank some water. He pulled out his radar to check their position. "I hope I didn't pass it while sleeping." The Dragon Ball was close—perfect.

He put his torn gi back on, the garment destroyed by Jackie's Kamehameha and now covering only his lower body. "I should stop at a city to buy new clothes... Doesn't look like there's one nearby though. And no money..."

Being so close to the Dragon Ball, Goku decided to continue without breakfast. When he arrived at the location on his cloud, he saw two men digging frantically below. Not paying much attention, he jumped off Kinto'un and went directly to the ball's location.

The men looked up, intrigued by a kid in the area wearing torn clothes. But as soon as they saw him pull out the Dragon Ball they'd been searching for days, they were shocked.

They drew guns and pointed them at Goku. "Damn, six stars. Guess I'm not gonna get lucky on the first try," Goku said disappointedly.

"Hey kid! How did you find it so easily?!" one man demanded.

"Huh?" Goku turned to them, just now noticing their presence.

"Doesn't matter! Give me that ball before I kill you!" the other one threatened.

"I have no use for it... but I guess I'm gonna keep it," Goku said to himself, completely ignoring the men threatening him.

Annoyed, one of the gunmen approached, aiming his weapon and grabbing Goku's arm. "I said give it to me!"

Goku twitched, hating being touched. He extended his right arm to make the man release him, then with lightning speed, struck him with two knuckles in the stomach, paralyzing the attacker instantly.

Goku stepped aside as the man fell to his knees, vomited, and collapsed unconscious. The other gunman fell on his backside in shock.

Goku jumped back onto Kinto'un and started toward the next destination. The remaining man scrambled to his car, grabbed a radio, and contacted someone important.

"GENERAL SILVER! I have information!" He explained everything to a red-haired, handsome man on the other end.

Wasting no time, Silver grabbed a rocket launcher and leaped from his building. Spotting Goku in the air on Kinto'un, he fired directly at him, hitting Goku's position and creating a massive explosion.

Goku was blasted down but caught himself before impact, landing on his feet without a scratch. However, his clothes were now even worse—his gi had become essentially shorts.

"Why do people always try to annoy me... This is fucking embarrassing, I have no clo—" Goku looked up to see Kinto'un evaporating. The blast had destroyed it completely.

He stared in disbelief at where his faithful cloud had been.

"I'll take the Dragon Ball and the radar," General Silver declared, removing his trench coat to reveal a muscular physique. He dashed forward, leaning low and running almost on all fours toward Goku, who was still looking up behind him.

"I'll take that bag," Silver said, reaching for Goku's belongings.

"NO MORE GAMES!" Goku shouted, clenching his teeth. With his right hand, he grabbed Silver's head and violently shoved it into the ground, creating a crater and leaving Silver's lower body in the air, his legs folded backwards.