Bunshichi, a morally questionable 28-year-old playboy who dies and reincarnates as baby Goku while retaining his adult memories and consciousness. With no prior knowledge of Dragon Ball, he must navigate growing up as the legendary Saiyan hero while...
The gang of four—Goku, Bulma, Mai, and now the Oolong were drifting downriver in a boat, following the signal of the Dragon Radar toward a mysterious land called Mount Frypan.
After hours of travel, the boat suddenly stopped.
“We’re out of gas!” Bulma screamed in panic.
She whipped around to Oolong. “Can’t you transform into gasoline or something?!”
“You kidding me right now?” Oolong muttered, Goku was lying down comfortably resting between Mai’s legs as she gently combed his hair with her fingers.
“Remind me why we brought him again?” he asked with an exasperated sigh.
Bulma fumbled with her map. “Mount Frypan is still far away…”
“WHAT? You seriously wanna go there?!” Oolong blurted, eyes wide with disbelief.
“What do you know about the place?” Mai asked calmly.
“You mean you don’t know?! That’s where the super-scary Gyumao lives! He’s a monster!”
He waited for a reaction, but the group remained completely unfazed.
“...Yup, I’m out,” Oolong declared and immediately transformed into a fish, trying to jump into the river.
Before he could swim off, Mai, with blinding speed, had her pistol aimed at his fishy forehead. He froze, sweating bullets.
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“Okay okay! But Mount Frypan is far, and the boat’s dead!”
Bulma waved dismissively. “It’s fine! I have a capsule with gas in it—wait… where’s the capsule box?”
She looked around, frantic. Her face went pale.
“Oh no. I must’ve dropped it in the water!!” She grabbed Oolong. “Turn into a fish again and find it!”
“Are you nuts?! The river’s huge!”
“Nooohohoho!” she cried. “My house, car, and bike—all gone!”
"Can't he transform into a boat?" Says Goku.
“genius! Oolong, transform into a boat!” Bulma suddenly shouted.
“What?!”
“Just do it!”
With a grunt, Oolong transformed into a boat. Bulma immediately jumped on—and the boat deflated, plunging both of them into the water.
“What’s wrong with you?!” she screamed, flailing. “Why’d you fold like that?!”
“I may transform, but I keep the same strength!” Oolong whined. “And I can only hold it for five minutes!”
Soaked and defeated, they climbed back onto the real boat. Meanwhile, Goku was still getting pampered by Mai, enjoying his massage.
"But I can perfectly transform into a pantie, try me" Oolong said with a disgusting laugh. Bulma picked him up and smacked him against the boat "why would I want that !!?"
