Unlit ? [EXO Group Chat]

?Diez?

chogiwhat:
I-

seahoon:
Am bald

chogiwhat:
I THOUGHT WE STOPPED THIS
A LONG TIME AGO

jongout:
hi

yixing:
ESTEBAN!

jongout:
weed whisperer!

kyungfu:
ew

yixing:
shut up u troll

kyungfu:
at least im not ugli

yixing:
i may be ugli but at least im
not chanyeol

chogiwhat:
omG LEAVE ME ALONE

bakedbread:
hey am i the only one who finds
it strange that kyungsoo and jongin
came on at the same time?

longjong:
tru

longjong:
what were u guys up to (ಠل͜ಠ)

jongout:
nun of ur beeswax

kyungfu:
stupid incarnate got his head stuck
in the oven and i had to pull
him out

seahoon:
well thats not the answer i
was expecting

kyungfu:
ive been at his house since 11
this morning helping him and
i can feel his stupid rubbing off
on me someone pick me up nOW

chogiwhat:
i'll be right there

chachings:
does anybody want a dog

seahoon:
bOi ARE U TRYING TO SELL
VIVI

chachings:
no

chachings:
im trying to give him away

seahoon:
if you give vivi away, i'm gonna
do THE THING

chachings:
wAIT i wont give him away hahA
y would i even do that i LOVE this dog

bakedbread:
wait whats 'the thing'

yixing:
baekhyun its not 'the thing' its
'THE THING'

bakedbread:
o u rite

bakedbread:
I wanna know what THE THING is

seahoon:
cant tell, its a secret

bakedbread:
but u can tell me, we're best buddies

seahoon:
i dont remember being best buddies
with a snooping rat

bakedbread:
pleaseeeeee

longjong:
stop being a nosy ass bitch, bacon

bakedbread:
tf did u just call me

longjong:
can u not read?

bakedbread:
shut up

kyungfu:
chanyeol where tf r u

chogiwhat:
im almost there keep your titties
on, jeez

jongout:
soo y r u leaving

kyungfu:
bcuz i dont want to catch whatever
disease u have

longjong:
arent u guys in the same house?

seahoon:
yh y are u guys talking through
the chat

kyungfu:
i locked myself in one of
the spare bedrooms cuz i
dont want to have to talk to jongin

jongout:
:(

chogiwhat:
ok soo, im outside

kyungfu:
finALLY

yixing:
chen y dont we hang out
like satan and esteban?

longjong:
lay we hang out like every day

yixing:
we arent hanging out now ;(

longjong:
i was literally at ur house an hour
ago

yixing:
o ye :)

seahoon:
u guys are so weird

chogiwhat:
u guys xiumin still isnt here

chachings:
chanyeol dont text and drive

chogiwhat:
shut up grandpa

bakedbread:
i dont want xiumin here anyway

zoomin:
im here

bakedbread:
y does the universe hate me

chogiwhat:
XIUMIN WHERE WERE U

chogiwhat:
ShIT

zoomin:
i was watching Mean Girls

zoomin:
wHAT HAPPENED

chogiwhat:
I CRASHED THE CAR

seahoon:
hA

longjong:
suho told u not to text and drive
but nOoooOOo

chachings:
are you ok???

chogiwhat:
Yaya

kyungfu:
im walking home, bYe

chogiwhat:
WAIT U HAVE TK STAY AND HELP
ME

chogiwhat:
U CANT JUST LEAVE ME HERE

chogiwhat:
HOLY SHIT HE JUST LEFT
ME HERE

chogiwhat:
I NEED ONE OF U GUYS TO
COME HELP ME WITH THIS

chogiwhat:
GUYs

chogiwhat:
HELLOOO

chogiwhat:
FISNSNNF

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