Unlit ? [EXO Group Chat]

seahoon:
so does anyone want a gallon of
hotdog water cuz i can supply that
good shit

kite:
i'm unfriending you sehun, what the
actual fuck

chantastic:
what the shit are you doing with
a gallon of fucking hot dog water

sheep:
drinking it, duh????

bakedbread:
everyday we stray further from
god's light

chantastic:
is yixing even human

bakedbread:
you know i used to know this guy
that smelled like hot dog water

kyungfu:
was it chanyeol

bakedbread:
wow youre good at this guessing
game shit kyungsoo

chantastic:
DAS A LIE I SMELL LIKE A COOL
OCEAN MIST ACCORDING TO MY
COLOGNE BOTTLE

bakedbread:
yeah

bakedbread:
an cool ocean of hOT DOG WATER

chantastic:
IFKEKD THATS NOT A THING

seahoon:
so does nobody want this hot dog water

myeon:
why do you even have a whole gallon
of the stuff

seahoon:
i boiled a sausage obviously

myeon:
just one?

seahoon:
ya

myeon:
in a gallon of water

seahoon:
ya

myeon:
i have no further questions

sheep:
aw man now i want a hot dog

kyungfu:
sehun, use the hot dog water as
a drink for when you have people
you dont like over at your house

seahoon:
woah in that case, chanyeol you
wanna come over???

chantastic:
its always me

chantastic:
ALWAYS

seahoon:
i woulda said jongdae but he and
his wife got deleted tf outta here

kyungfu:
oh yeah, i forgot

kyungfu added zoomin and longjong to the chat!

bakedbread:
great, the old nagging couple
is back

longjong:
silence, lizard

bakedbread:

longjong:
whAT

bakedbread:
dont fuck with me again hoe, i got
more shit like that in the back

seahoon:
jongdae, minseok, do you guys wanna
split a gallon of hot dog water for the low
price of free?

zoomin:
yo jongdae u hear smthn?

longjong:
nahhhh

seahoon:
ok well fuck you guys

sheep:
hey, anyone ever just forget that the stove
is like, hot as shit hahahahaha

myeon:
you burned yourself didnt you

sheep:
whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

sheep:
naw

myeon:
how bad is it

sheep:
i think i need a hospital :)(((

myeon:
im on my way, hang on

chantastic:
aww we love boyfriends

myeon:
and i love when you shut up

chantastic:
yes father

longjong:
HEY SPEAKING OF BOYFRIENDS
ARE KYUNGSOO AND JONGIN
A THING OR WHAT

bakedbread:
top 10 questions science STILL cant
answer

kyungfu:
who tf gave you the right to ask
these dumb questions jonggay

longjong:
who tf gave you the right to not
answer them

kyungfu:
my fine ass did

longjong:
ew

seahoon:
ok but guys look

seahoon:

kite:
damn now that poor monkey's gonna
be bald too

bakedbread:
rip monkey's hairline, press f to pay
respects

chantastic:
sehun dont you have better things
to do other than ripping my self
esteem apart

chantastic:
you know, like getting rid of a gALLON
OF HOT DOG WATER

seahoon:
o rite!!!!!

kyungfu:
why dont you just poir the water down
the sink drain???

kite:
but that would be a waste of perfectly
good hot dog water!!!

kyungfu:
jongin shut up or i will personally
force you to drink the whole gallon
of that devil's water

kite:
: (

kyungfu:
sorry

kite:
its ok

longjong:
AWWWWWWWW

kyungfu:
bitch dont think i'll hesitate to
make YOU drink the hot dog water

longjong:
my apologies

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