Unlit ? [EXO Group Chat]

kite:
why isnt it christmas yet

bakedbread:
why are you asking about christmas
in the middle of auGUST

seahoon:
hes convinced that santa is gonna
give him a lifetime supply of
marshmallows

kite:
he is, i just know it!!!

longjong:
santa isnt real you fool

kite:
whAT

chantastic:
DONT CRUSH THE KIDS DREAMS

longjong:
HES 23 TF

hix zing:
23 is 32 backwards

bakedbread:
¿!?

seahoon:
i mean hes not wrong

chachings:
why are you guys up at 2:42 am

zoomin:
ok but youre awake as well??

chachings:
... what is your point

kite:
SANTA IS REAL!!!

longjong:
oh shit i thought you were gone lmao

seahoon:
i wish you were gone jondae

longjong:
yeah well tough crackers hoe

kite:
if santa isnt real then who gives me
presents in december?

zoomin:
why tf are you still talking about this

kite:
BECAUSE JONGDAE SAID SANTA
IS FAKE

chantastic:
thats cuz hes an asshole

longjong:
i mean i have an asshole but that doesnt
mean i am one

chantastic:
this is why youre an asshole

longjong:
n e way

longjong:
jongin, theres legit no proof
of santa existing

kite:
then explain this!!

kite:

longjong:
wtf

seahoon:
top 10 pictures science STILL cant
explain

longjong:
jongin thats a man dressed as santa
holding a weird guy dressed as sehun

longjong:
oops i meant alien

longjong:
lmao no i didnt

seahoon:
dIe

kite:
its friggin santa!!!

longjong:
how do i cancel a conversation

kite:
YOU CAN CUZ HES REAL!!!

bakedbread:
why do i feel like jongin
might cry over this

chantastic:
he probably will tbh, hes passionate
about santa claus

santa:
HEY YOU HO HO HOES

zoomin:
no stop

seahoon:
iM cRyIng WhO is ThiS

kite:
HOLY SHIT ITS SANTA

santa:
yes little bitch

santa:
i mean boy

hix zing:
yIkes

santa:
stfu you chinese wonton

santa:
a n y w a y

santa:
jongin go to sleep now or you
aint getting shit for christmas

chantastic:
santa's hella ghetto goddamn

bakedbread:
arent we all

chantastic:
nah thats just you

kite:
I GOTTA GO TO BED KWIK
BYE GUYS

longjong:
what the fuck

santa:
that was easy

zoomin:
wait a sec

zoomin:
kyungsoo is that you¿

santa:
bitch it might be

hix zing:
yeah thats him

kyungfu:
shit u caught me

chantastic:
why tf did you do that

seahoon:
:0 HE DID IT CUZ HE WANTS
JONGIN TO BE HAPPI

kyungfu:
lol no i did it cuz yall wouldnt stfu
about santa claus

bakedbread:
that makes more sense

longjong:
no it doesnt????

kyungfu:
just go the fuk to sleep, my phone
keeps making noise cuz of you guys

seahoon:
how about you turn off the notifications???

kyungfu:
then how will i know when to properly
insult people?

seahoon:
good point

chantastic:
no not good point, im the one who
gets insulted!!!

bakedbread:
thats why its a good point

chantastic:
b y e

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A/n

Guess who came here to hype up another book :DD MeEeE

Its another group chat this time tho

A BTS ONE OMG YAY-

Yes so

Its called WTF, so if you wanna check it out, you're free to do that and stuff 👀