Unlit ? [EXO Group Chat]

chantastic:
real talk tho, when are kyungsoo and
jongin finally gonna kiss kiss fall
in love

longjong:
there are many better ways to ask
that question but i agree

kyungfu:
never bc fuck you guys

seahoon:
we love you too bitch

kite:
my mom said i shouldnt talk to
boys cuz they only want one thing
and its disgusting

bakedbread:
jongin youre a boy

kite:
im 24 im a mAn

bakedbread:
whatever you say janice

chantastic:
all guys want are hot wings from
doninoes smh

longjong:
excuse me

chantastic:
i mean thats all baekhyun ever wants

chantastic:
the fucking gold digger dO YOU
KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THAT SHIT
IS

bakedbread:
i mean sex is cool but hot wings from
dominoes are cooler 🤷‍♀️

zoomin:
i can relate

longjong:
!!!!

chantastic:
BUT SEX IS FREE

bakedbread:
lol but das gay

chantastic:
oml im breaking up with you

bakedbread:
no u

seahoon:
o shit its over for you now
chanyeol

chantastic:
GET OUT OF MY LIFE SEHUN

seahoon:
i would if i could

longjong:
going back to the real problem
at hand

longjong:
are kyungsoo and jongin secretly
doin the do or what

kyungfu:
i literally answered this like 5
minutes ago wtf

longjong:
so no kiss kiss fall in love?

kyungfu:
get out of mY HAIR

sheep:
i have this theory that they're secretly
together and just arent telling us

zoomin:
why wouldnt they wanna tell us
we're like family????

seahoon:
uhm no but ok

bakedbread:
dood if we're family then arent
jongdae and minseok involved
in some incest type shit

longjong:
THE SAME WOULD GO FOR YOU
AND THAT RAT

chantastic:
LAY OFF

seahoon:
!!!! lets talk about something else!!!

sheep:
like how kyungsoo and jongin
are most definitely together

longjong:
oof i agree

bakedbread:
lol where tf did those two go

chantastic:
i got this

chantastic:
KYUNGOO IS A SHORT BITCH

bakedbread:
lolwut

chantastic:
idk usually stuff like that makes him
appear

longjong:
then where tf are they????

kite

kite:
bro chanyeol just called you short,
are you just gonna let that slide

kyungfu:
i'll bust his ass later

kyungfu:
anyway did you tell anyone wtf

kite:
tf you mean ofc i didnt

kyungfu:
THEN HOW DOES YIXING KNOW

kite:
IDK STOP SHOUTING AT ME : (

kyungfu:
sorry

kite:
we should get back to the gc theyre
starting to get super suspicious

kyungfu:
fkdkfnskfjf ok

ex-hoes

chantastic:
ok i think jongin and kyungsoo are dead

seahoon:
at least they died together

suhoe:
can someone update me on whats going
on

kyungfu:
im not dead you fucking asshats

kite:
buenos dias

chantastic:
oh theyre back

seahoon:
THEY CAME BACK TOGETHER THO

longjong:
dis is lookin mighty suspicious

kyungfu:
just like your wig

longjong:
whAT WIG

kyungfu:
i know that aint your real hair
jongdae, you aint gotta hide it
anymore

longjong:
BITCH EXCUSE YOU DO I LOOK
LIKE CHANYEOL TO YOU MY HAIR
IS ALL NATURAL

kyungfu:
k

zoomin:
oh shit you just lost that one jongdae

longjong:
ffs

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wish me luck, i might die