Unlit ? [EXO Group Chat]

chantastic:
happy international women's day!

longjong:
happy kiss my ass day, do we look
like women to you?

seahoon:
i mean, baekhyun kinda does

bakedbread:
im gonna take that as a compliment

seahoon:
hey i never said you were a pretty
woman

bakedbread:
!!#*%

seahoon:
sorry, i dont speak ugly bitch

bakedbread
OMG WHY ARE YOU BEING SO
CRUSTY TOWARDS ME

zoomin:
crUsTy

seahoon:
naw see you already know what you
did to make me angry

bakedbread:
¿¿¿

bakedbread:
o shit is this about that thing
on saturday

chantastic:
what thing

seahoon:
yes bitch

bakedbread:
sehun that was tHREE DAYS AGO

chantastic:
whAt ThinG

seahoon:
IDC IF IT WAS FIVE QUINTILLION
FUCKING YEARS AGO I AM SO
PISSED

chantastic:
HI CHANYEOL HERE WITH THE
LATEST NEWS:

chantastic:
WAT FOKIN TING

seahoon:
none of ur beeswax

bakedbread:
o lol its a funny story actually

seahoon:
!!!!!!!

bakedbread:
so sehun and i went to burger king
and he saw this girl he thought was
kyute so, ya know me, i hyped him
up and told him to go talk to her

bakedbread:
but ya know sehun, hes a big phat
PUTHI so i kinda gave him a nudge
in her general direction

seahoon:
HE DID NOT NUDGE ME HE SHOVED
ME

longjong:
shshshsh the adults are talking, sharon

bakedbread:
anyway, he tripped over his own foot
and he tried to grab the thing closest
to him which happened to be the girl
but thing is he missed and pulled on her
hair instead and that shit cAME OFF

bakedbread:
HER HAIR WAS A LIE IM SO

longjong:
o

chantastic:

bakedbread;
GET THAT THING OFF MY SCREEN
IM CHOKING

longjong:
wtf chanyeol it wasnt that funny
you overdramatic asparagus