Unlit ? [EXO Group Chat]

10:33 pm
Uglies

longjong:
so who knows how to
light a fire

bakedbread:
depends, who r we lighting
on fire

fukc:
doNT LIGHT A FIRE ITS
NIGHT TIME

longjong:
isnt that why people light
fires?

fukc:
NOT AT NIGHT THATLL
ATTRACT SEA BEARS

seahoon:
jogin do you hear yourself

fukc:
i cant hear myself if im
texting stupid

seahoon:
ur lucky youre in a different
cabin you piece of shit

asshole:
ok so its 8:34 and im
pretty sure im dead

bakedbread:
hows tent life you fucker

asshole:
im murdering you first

bakedbread:
no u

asshole:
????

longjong:
i still wanna know how to light
the fire cuz minseok and
lay wanna have a camp fire

chachings:
i have a lighter

asshole:
why tf do u just have a lighter

hix zing:
to burn his weedz

seahoon:
whOah suHo do U smOkE¿

chachings:
no thats bad for your health!

asshole:
baekhyun is bad for our
health but we still keep him
around

seahoon:
for once i agree with chanyeol

bakedbread:
*cries in 45 different languages*

kyungfu:
u can barely cry in korean

bakedbread:
why is it that whenever you speak
its always something negative

kyungfu:
idk why is it that whenever you
speak its always something dumb

bakedbread:
i feel opPRESSED

asshole has changed the chat name to i am the real bear grylls

fukc:
i wont believe that until i
see you drink your own piss

zoomin:
is bear grylls even alive anymore

asshole:
idk but i am him and he is me

chachings:
you could barely set up your
tent, i had to help you

asshole:
i didnt ask u that

chachings:
ok

longjong:
suho help me light the fire

chachings:
ok

seahoon:
who wants to watch beauty and
the beast with me on my phone

bakedbread:
if i wanted to see a beast i would
have just looked at jongin

fukc:
looked at myself in the mirror*

bakedbread:
!!!! I WAS NOT EXPECTING
THIS!!!!!

chachings:
jongdae where is the wood

longjong:
wat r u talking about my dood

chachings:
you need wood for the fire

longjong:
whAT???

asshole:
whERE DID U EXPECT
TO LIGHT THE FIRE

longjong:
uHm on the gROUND where it
belOngS????

hix zing:
u tell em bby

zoomin:
both of you are dumb honestly

fukc:
after we light the fire we should
sing songs!!!

longjong:
lets sing a song about how
ugly sehun is

seahoon:
i just wanted to watch beauty
and the beast wtf did i do to you

longjong:
exist

chantastic:
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY
MOSQUITOES OUT HERE

fukc:
WHO R U

chantastic:
ITS ME CHANYEOL U TWIT

fukc:
STOP CHANGING YOUR NAME
ITS CONFUSING

chachings:
anyway, the fire is burning

zoomin:
yayayayayayayayy!

hix zing:
fIREEEEE  oH!!

kyungfu:
no get out

fukc:
whos knocking on our cabin door?

longjong:
its a sea beAr :0

fukc:
I TOLD U GUYS!!

chantastic:
its me you idiot

fukc:
wveN woRse!¡

chantastic:
come out of that cabin and
join the rest of us around the fire
before i find a real sea bear for u

fukc:
!!!!

longjong:
sehun just tried to shove me
into the fire!!!

seahoon:
oops?¿

longjong:
ill oops your fuckin face

kyungfu:
now that we have this wonderful
fire i think we should do some
sacrifices

bakedbread:
i volunteer to die first, i wanna
get away from chanyeol

longjong:
in that case, im going second

chantastic:
u guys make it so hard to be happy
:)))))))

zoomin:
suho where did u get that tambourine
from

chachings:
i thought we were singing camp
fire songs i was so ready????

fukc:
lets sing the acoustic version
of gangnam style in d major

seahoon:
lets not

hix zing:
hi can u guys get off ur phones
were all sitting in a circle use
your mOUTHS

bakedbread:
what dat mouth do tho

hix zing:
thanks for asking it tells u to
gET OFF UR PHONE U NASTI

bakedbread:
ok damn :(