Unlit ? [EXO Group Chat]

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zoomin:
cuz u guys were dumb and i didnt
wanna talk to yall

zoomin:
chanyeol just kept following me
around

h.tao:
OMG WAIT WHERE ARE SEHUN
AND JONGIN

seahoon:
here bitch

jongout:
hi

h.tao:
ew jongin your username is drier
than chanyeol's sex life

chogiwhat:
I HAVENTE TALKED TO U IN
84858393 YEARS WTF DO U KNOW
ABOUT MY SEX LIFE

h.tao:
i know that its dry cuz u were an
ugly ass motherfucker in high school

bakedbread:
surprise surprise, hes still ugly

chogiwhat:
I AM NOT

h.tao:
ok whatever u say

chogiwhat:

kyungfu:
notice how hes hiding his hair
cuz hes balding

h.tao:
i chokED ON MY TEA

chogiwhat:
sOmEOnes PleasE tElL me How To kiLl
mySEFlkrkdn

longjong:
do u guys remember that one time
jongin jumped off the second floor
of the school as a dare

kyungfu:
i dared him to do it, i thought he'd
die

jongout:
i was in the hospital for two weeks!!

kyungfu:
but ur still breathing now and thats
what gets to me, bro

hix zing:
tfw u cant relate to any of this
shit

h.tao:
Lol who is u

hix zing:
hi im yixing and welcome to my crib

longjong:
!!! Tao, yixing is chinese like you

jongout:
TAO IS CHINESE?

h.tao:
ok no bye wE WERE IN THE SAME
CLASS HOW DO U NOT KNOW THIs

bakedbread:
ok but how is kris doing??

chogiwhat:
taoris rISE

h.tao:
NOT THIS AGAIN

chachings:
what is a taoris

h.tao:
wat r u

seahoon:
thats my sugar daddy, his name is
junmyeon

longjong:
I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS
SUPO

bakedbread:
try again

longjong:
SUHO*

seahoon:
thats his nickname u wet sea shell

hix zing:
his nickname shoulda been daDdY

chachings:
i still dont know what a taoris is

bakedbread:
tao x kris aka the dumbest ship in
the world

chogiwhat:
listen u burnt toenail, taoris was
the bestest and realest ship ever

hix zing:
who tf is kris????

chachings:
^^

kyungfu:
he was a douchebag

longjong:
a chinese douchebag

chogiwhat:
a chinese douchebag that tao luvd

h.tao:
I DID NOT KDKFND

jongout:
do you guys even talk anymore

h.tao:
ya we live in the same neighborhood

longjong:
ADD HIM TO THE CHAT

h.tao:
no fuck off

longjong:
DO IT

h.tao:
someone plz control this rAT

longjong:
DO IT OR ILL DO THE THING

h.tao:
WHAT FUCKING THING

longjong:
IDK BUT ILL DO IT

h.tao:
DOFODJND

h.tao has added kris.woot to the chat!

chogiwhat:
AYO WADDUP KREASE

kris.woot:
AYO WASSUP

bakedbread:
reading that physically pained me

kris.woot:
stfu whoever you are

bakedbread:
its me, baekhyun

kris.woot:
oh ew

hix zing:
HI IM YIXING AND IM
CHINESE TOO LETS BE FRIENDS

kris.woot:
no thanks, i dont befriend losers

jongout:
o

kris.woot:
jongin ur user name is dry

jongout:
YOU KNOW WHAT

fukc:
IS THIS BETTER JFC

seahoon:
you spelt is wrong tho-

fukc:
JEJDNSNDNFJDJ

longjong:
guess you could say he

longjong:
fukced up HSJSJJSNS

kris.woot:
sTOP

hix zing:
i made lemonade but i followed the
instructions to make 5 gallons instead of
1 liter someone help

chachings:
but how/

bakedbread:
drown yourself in it and suffer

hix zing:
good idea, bye ill miss u the least

bakedbread:
thanks friend