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Chapter Six: Fuck you life

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Me: Okay so I'm watching Spongebob and I'm just like "Oh shat. Today's faking Thursday." And I realize I say that a lot but honestly I just forget a lot XD so I'm gonna tell you about my day, it was amazing! Wow. Omg where to begin. I'll just omg I cannot I'm writing down my thoughts but seriously I cannot even just okay let me start over. You guys remember Dennis right? The beautiful flippy hair sophomore? Anyhoo, so today I spent so much time with him at school! I saw him getting his phone taken and I'm like "O shat." Then we walked to the library together. Then in my second class I walked with him (wow) and some girl I didn't even know that well said we'd make a cute couple even though he had a girlfriend and GAHSHHDPAPDDOJSVDHSHAHSDOSOYAJSJ. And the highlight of my day was lunch when I was walking with him again. He usually goes to the gym but this time the doors were locked. So he just yanks on the door harder and there's this snapping sound and the door opens XD and he's like "I broke into the gym..." and I'm like "You broke into the gym!" And then the idiot starts calling the teacher and the teacher's like "Mr. Johnson, the door was locked for a reason! That's breaking and entering!" And then we heard her footsteps getting closer to us and we literally bolted out of that gym omg it was amazing and hilarious XDD anyhoo, on with the disclaimer partay, who would like to-

Kon: I WILL I WILL!

Me: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE KON?!

Kon: I'm seeing my favorite lady, of course -puts an arm around Hinata-

Naruto: -glares- Let go of her you fu-

Ichigo: -blasts in through the wall in soul reaper form with Rukia and Orihime- FUCKING KON GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS FANFICTION! YOU HAVE TO DO A DISCLAIMER FOR ANOTHER ONE THAT ACTUALLY RELATES TO YOU -drags him out by the neck-

Kon: Easy easy!

Rukia: Idiots.

Orihime: Sorry about that, we'll be leaving now!

Me: ...

Carolyn: What just happened.

Neji & Sasuke: Hn.

Me: I'll just pick someone to do the disclaimer...Hm...Ashton!

Ashton: Really?!

Me: Haha nope, Hinata, HIT IT GIRL!

Hinata: She doesn't own Bleach, Naruto or any of it's characters (Sadly) because if she did own the anime, I would be dating him.

Naruto: AWWW!

Me: Ick. On with the chapter.


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I was not ready to go back to work on Monday. The rest of the week was complete hell for me. I saw Sasuke in the hallways more than I usually did, fuck you life. And he didn't even acknowledge me. I did! I tried to, I waved at him once but he just 'Hn'ed at me. It's like he's a whole other person.

It was eighth grade all over again. Why? Because in eighth grade I had so little self-confidence that I literally hated going to school. I felt like everyone stared and was laughing at me. I was a blushing and stuttering mess when other people talked to me. That all changed in ninth grade though, something happened and I'm not sure what, but I suddenly stopped giving a fuck and I was actually comfortable around every clique at school and they liked me.

Anyhoo, like eighth grade, I'm starting to hate going to work because I'll see the devil spawn that took over Sasuke. So here I am, sitting in the Hyūga estate with Tenten completely and utterly bored and dreading tomorrow.

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