You Kept Your Promise (Sequel to Jade And Onyx)

Me: You guys should count yourselves lucky that I updated today! I had to write this in a day. I really thought I wouldn't update because I've had to work on three projects for science and two for English. They were all due today.

Random black people in the background: Daaaaaamnnn homie.

Me: Yes, I know.

Sakura: Jaysus.

Sasuke: Americans.

Carolyn & Ashton: What's wrong with Americans?!

Tenten: Everything.

Me: She's right. I shouldn't agree with her because I'm American but seriously, we're idiots XD you have no idea how much I make fun of Americans on a daily basis. So who's gonna kick off le disclaimer partay?!

Ashton: M-

Me: Thanks Kakashi, hit it!

Kakashi: -bored sigh as he looks up from Icha Icha book- She doesn't own Naruto or any of it's characters. And really, I'm glad she doesn't own this anime, because it would be so messed up. All these different, interlinking fan couples and shit would wreak havoc upon our dear, beloved Konohagakure. Furthermore, I would like to specify how much I hate this fanfiction and how much it su-

Me: Thanks Kakashi, seriously. On with the chapter!

Every Naruto character: YASSSS

Me: ...Right.

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"What do you want?"

I probably should have thought this through more. I finally realized how to get him to let me in (literally) and now I have no idea what to say.

'Smooth.'

Shut your mouth!

"Sakura?" He asked.

Right.

"Hello."

He raised an eyebrow. Good job me, good fucking job.

"I know that's not all," he smirked.

He offered me a seat that I didn't know existed (seriously, last time I checked we were at the doorway) and I sat down.

How to begin...

"I know why you're here."

Well make is easy for me why dontcha?

"Okay. Well we need to, and I quote, get our shit together," I nod.

"But...it's so awkward!" He whined.

"Point taken. Okay, how about this. Let's be friends until further notice."

He considered it for a second before nodding and shooing me out of the house.

"Bye friend," he said and slammed the door in my face.

What the fuck just happened.

What.

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"How'd it go?" Naruto asked.

"Well, we're friends now and-"

"Friends?! NO!"

"What's so wrong with-"

"I want you two to make out and send me a video!"