Losers (Connor Murphy x Reader)

You and Jared were both changing into your pajamas now, despite the fact that it was only 6 o'clock.
It wasn't uncommon for the two of you to change in the same room so that exactly what you were doing- albeit, facing away from eachother.
When you were both changed you saw that Jared was in Spider-Man pajamas pants and a shirt that said "I don't intend on being polite or heterosexual." This was pretty normal sleeping attire for him. Unfortunately, you couldn't wear your regular pajamas, seeing as you usually only wear your underwear, so the next best thing was a pair of shorts and a t-shirt. "Alrighty, to the kitchen my trusted sidekick!" Jared rolled his eye but couldn't help but snicker at your wonderful remark. "For the hundredth time, I'm not your sidekick, we're partners in crime."
"Okay well we're going to commit the crime of eating one of those giant tubs of ice cream."
"Ahh yiss!" You laughed before bolting downstairs to the kitchen and practically throwing the freezer door open to grab the ice cream and two spoons. You held the ice cream in one arm and grabbed Jared with the other and dragged him to the living room, where Dexter was contently gnawing on his favorite toy, Lamb Lamb. Jared pulled away from my grasp and instantly ran to the dog. "Oh my god you are such a good boy! I love you so much!"
"Wow. Now I see why you really hang out with me."
"It's true. I've been playing the long con all this time. I've been trying to secretly steal your dog since the eighth grade."
"Well in that case, I'll just eat this ice cream by myself." Jared instantly got away from Dexter and was by your side. "Pft, I don't know what I was talking about before. What even is a dog?" I rolled your eyes and you both plopped onto the couch. "Alright Kleinman, what should we watch this fine evening?"
"How about Pitch Perfect? I'm always a slut for Skylar Astin."
"I know you are. You say this everytime we watch either of the Pitch Perfect movies."
"Okay, well don't try and pretend that you're not gay for Anna Kendrick."
"I never said I wasnt." You decided it was best to stop arguing at this point and put the movie in.

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You were about half way through the movie when Jared jumped up from his seat and yelled, "Holy shit!" making you nearly fall off the couch. "Jared, what the hell?!" He ignored you and snatched the remote from the coffee table and paused the movie. "Y/n, look at Benji."
"What, wh-"
"Just do it." You did as he asked, still very confused. "I don't know why you-"
"Hold on." He pulled out his phone and showed you a slightly unflattering picture of Evan that was clearly taken without his knowledge. "Look at Evan then look at Benji and tell me they don't look exactly the same." You once again did as he asked, but this time my eyes grew to the size of dinner plates as you muttered "Holy fuck..."
"Illuminati confirmed!"
"Jared calm your tits."
"My tits can't be calmed! This is a scientific revelation!"
"This is why I don't watch movies with you."
"You're just scared of the truth! Evan's part of a government experiment!"
"Are you done yet?"
...
"Yeah." You unpaused the movie and looked down at the now empty ice cream container sadly then back at the tv.

•°•°•°•°•

Your mom walked through the door right around when the movie ended with Chinese food.
Dexter bolted towards her, barking and wagging his tail before running back to the living room. "Hey kids, I got you guys Chinese food." You and Jared almost tripped over eachother trying to get to your mom. "Thank you mom!"
"Thanks mom 2.0!" You took the bags from her and quickly put the food out onto the coffee table, before eating like starving dogs. Your mom had retreated to her bedroom and once you and Jared took care of your mess, you did the same. You kicked your door shut behind you and sat down on the bed. "Alrighty L/n, what should we do now?"
"I was thinking we could commit some arson."
"Of course you would."
"Well what do you suggest?"
"I don't know, we can play Uno."
"Last time we played I won and you threw your cards at me."
"YOU USED A DRAW FOUR RIGHT AFTER I SAID UNO!"
"Relax, you know you love me."
"Whatever, I won't freak out this time."
"Alright, I'll get the cards." About five minutes later a simple game of Uno led to an all out card war. Their were Uno cards littered all over the floor and the rest were being flung between you and Jared. Their would be no mercy shown in this battle. You had both resorted to stealing eachothers cards when you were low on ammo, and it got to the point where you were prying them from each others fingers. You had shoved your cards into your bra to prevent him from stealing them, and he started whining. "You can't do that!" "I can do whatever I want." Jared groaned, and it was obvious that he had accepted his defeat.
You were both sprawled out on the floor beside each other after picking up the uno cards, calming down from your stupidity. "Dude, I can't believe you  shoved the cards in your bra."

"I can't believe you're surprised that I pulled something like that."

"touché." You both eventually grew tired and got into my bed as you threw the covers over the both of you. "Goodnight Jared."

"Night Loser."

It didn't take very long until you were out cold for the night.