Unlit ? [EXO Group Chat]

? Cuarenta y uno ?

seahoon:
i want to meet her to see if shes ugly

zoomin:
i want to see if shes actually real

bakedbread:
SHES REAL I HAVE A PICTURE

longjong:
is it a nood

zoomin:
!!!!

longjong:
oh youre still here 😒

zoomin:
you are a dead bitch

longjong:
i was jOKING

seahoon:
baekhyun please send the picture
before minseok kills jongdae
over the internet

bakedbread:

seahoon:
now where did i put my stabbing knife

kyungfu:
i expected something like this to
happen tbvvh

kite:
BAEKHYUN YOU LIAR

xingxing:
omg your girlfriend is so pretty!!!

chantastic:
im convinced that yixing is missing
half his brain

xingxing:
i thought the same about you when i
first joined this chat

chantastic:
my name is park chanyeol and i am
a victim of bullyinG

bakedbread:
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

seahoon:
i shoulda known better

seahoon:
baekhyun only loves himself

kyungfu:
ok real talk tho

kyungfu:
why tf do you own a wig

kite:
YEah!!

bakedbread:
why wouldnt i own a wig??

zoomin:
he has a point

seahoon:
um nO

chantastic:
plot twist, baekhyun is actually a
crossdresser

longjong:
id believe that

bakedbread:
IM NOT A CROSS DRESSER I JUST
SAW A WIG ON A MANNEQUIN IN
A STORE AND TRIED IT ON IS THAT SO
WRONG

kyungfu:
uh kind of, yes

xingxing:
thats like ripping someones hair off and
wearing it as your own

seahoon:
that is not the same thing but ok

kite:
i guess you could say

kite:
the mannequins weave was snATCHED

kyungfu has left the chat!

kite:
!!!

seahoon:
you caused this

kite:
BUT IT WAS FUNNY

longjong has left the chat!

seahoon has left the chat!

kite:
OMG YOU GUYS STOP

bakedbread:
are we finally disbanding this chat
because ive been waiting my whole
life for this

kite:
nO

bakedbread:
yEs

bakedbread has left the chat!

kite:
SCREEEEE

suhoe:
sehun told me i need to leave the chat or
ill die in the next day

kite:
sehun is lying to you obviously wtf

suhoe:
i cant take these chances bYe

suhoe has left the chat!

zoomin:
FINALLY

zoomin has left the chat!

xingxing:
why is everyone leaving?

kite:
idk but its making me sad

chantastic:
maybe its time to make this chat die
guys

chantastic:
i mean we fuckin hate each other anyway
im surprised this lasted this long

xingxing:
u rite u rite

chantastic has left the chat!

kite:
but

xingxing has left the chat!

kite:
: (((

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A/n

*Insert evil laughter here*