Alive (Pit x Reader x Dark Pit)

You had a vision. A bad one.

You were in a dreary place and saw this tall, scary, purple, thing. Well, not as much a thing than a humanoid guy with multi-colored hair. You were not kidding when you said he was tall. He held you in the palm of his hand. Literally. Oddly enough, he wouldn't stop joking around. You laughed at his jokes and feared for your life at the same time. How is that even possible? Where were Pit and Dark Pit when you needed them? Wait.

Who's Dark Pit?

You slowly slid out of bed and followed the smell of something burning to the kitchen. You were barefooted, but loved the feeling of the cold floor at the bottom of your feet. You found Palutena over a white stove, vigorously stirring something in a large pot. The chef hat on top of her head was a bit lopsided, and the apron she wore was white. She looked a bit too excited. You, however, were not. The smell was atrocious and you feared for your stomach, and your life.

"Hello Y/N. I'm almost finished making breakfast." Palutena smiled at you and returned her attention back to the stovetop. You noticed that the lettering on her apron said 'kiss the goddess.' You held back a giggle.

"Um Palutena, I smell something burning..." You simply stated. You did not want to sound rude.

"My waffles!" Palutena gasped, completely in shock. She opened the oven and took the waffles out, setting them on the countertop. Dear gods. You couldn't even recognize them. The waffles were pitch black and the consistency was that of sawdust. Rest in peace waffles.

"Guess I'll have to make some more..." Palutena stated, deep in thought. You noticed the pot on top of the oven beginning to shoot out weird sauce. It was too hot. Palutena was burning that too.

"The pot." You pointed directly towards the pot and Palutena gasped once again, attempting to calm the already raging fire. You slapped your forehead. Was she this terrible a cook? How did Pit and the centurions survive for this long?

Palutena stopped the fire and wiped the sweat from her face, panting heavily. She dropped the wodden laddle from her hands and looked around the kitchen.

"I sense someone. Pitto I think. But where?" She whispered to no one in particular. She quickly left the kitchen (leaving the mess and all) and motioned for you to follow.

"Who's Pitto?" You asked.

"You'll see in a bit." Palutena replied.

~

"I've located Dark Pit," Palutena stated.

"Where is he!" Pit shouted, leaving out the door of Skyworld.

Palutena conviently had a large screen where you both could see everything that was going on.

"You can say something too, Y/N," Palutena whispered to you.

"Good luck Pit," You said, unsure if he heard you.

"Thanks Y/N!" Pit replied back. So this is how he spoke with Palutena. Amazing. You watched Pit fly flawlessly though the air and you couldn't help but swoon a bit. He was just so adorable.

A hint of purple flashed quickly across the screen. You leaned in closer to get a better view, but...Whatever it was disappeared. What was that?

"Monsters!" Pit yelled as all types of monsters appeared on the screen. He effectively destoryed most of them but more and more appeared, overwhelming him. He dodged from side to side to avoid the monsters attacks.

"There are too many!" Palutena yelled. You watched as a random shot came from no where, destroying all the monsters in one foul swoop.

That was when you was him.