Technical Difficulties (Jeremy x The Squip) Oneshots

"Jeremy, I know you really want a unicorn, but unicorns don't exist." The Squip explained sadly. Jeremy sighed.

"You're a super computer! Can't you just create one?" Jeremy asked. For some reason, he's been obsessed with unicorns latley. The Squip giggled.

"I wish." He replied. Jeremy sighed. He didn't think he'd ever get a unicorn, which he probaly wouldn't, but he could still dream.

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"Ok Jeremy. Unicorns don't exist." The Squip stated out of no where. Jeremy grumbled. He knew unicorns didn't exist, but he could still dream! Well, he could dream when the Squip wasn't focused on reality.

"I can't even daydream about unicorns now?" Jeremy asked, but the Squip didn't reply.

"You didn't let me finish!" The Squip exclaimed. "Unicorns don't exist, so I got you the next best thing!"

Next best thing? Jeremy looked at Squip with a blank expression. What would the next best thing be? The Squip smirked, and lead Jeremy to his bedroom. On Jeremy's bed, was a small kitten.

Jeremy squealed, running up to the small cat. He took the cat in his arms, cuddling it to his chest. "You got me a kitten?" Jeremy asked. He still couldn't believe it. The cat was so soft, and smol.

The Squip nodded, sitting next to Jeremy on his bed. "She's beautiful, isn't she?" The Squip said. Jeremy looked at the kitten's apperence. The Squip said 'she,' so the cat must be a girl. The kitten was a calico, she had orange and black spots on her back. Then, Jeremy noticed something about the cat. She only had one eye.

  "Squip?" Jeremy asked. The Squip already knew what Jeremy was gonna ask.

  "She was born like that. Nobody at the animal shelter wanted her because she was different. People thought she was ugly. I adopted her because I thought she was beautiful. I knew you would too! You accepted me even though I almost destroyed your life. You see the beauty in things that aren't considered beautiful." The Squip explained, as Jeremy cuddled the cat.

Jeremy smirked slightly at the Squip's compliment and looked at the kitten again. The Squip was right, even with only one eye, she was still the cutest kitten ever!

"What do you want to call her?" The Squip asked, interrupting Jeremy's thoughts.

  "Her eye is a beautiful blue color. How about Sapphire?" Jeremy suggested.

  "Sapphire is purrfect." The Squip joked. Jeremy chuckled.

  "That was claw-ful." Jeremy responded.

  "You gotta be kitten me." The Squip replied.

  "We should stop the puns. This could turn into a cat-tastraphe." Jeremy stated.

  "Why do you wanna stop? Cat got your tounge?" The Squip asked, snairkly. Jeremy laughed.

  Jeremy looked back at Sapphire. The kitten fell asleep on Jeremy's chest, which was adorable! "No, but Sapphire's got my heart, and you do too."