Random x Reader one-shots

TW: mentions of alcohol and drunken behavior

Snotlout POV
There she is...
The most stunning girl-I mean woman, on earth....
Y/N L/N....
Wow.

She is literal perfection. There's only one thing I'd change about her though....
Her last name.

Y/N doesn't even look my way as she walks past with her dragon. I sigh happily and stare after her.
-You need to seriously lower your standards, Tuffnut tells me. Y/N takes a seat further down the table, next to Astrid.
-Yeah, she's way out of your league, Fishlegs tells me and I scoff.
-I know that! I say and bite into my food.
-Then why do you continue to crawl after her like a dog? Tuffnut asks. I look her way again.
-Because I know she's meant to be mine, I say, making them groan.

Y/N POV

-So, Y/N, maybe you wanna come over to my place tonight, we can read and play with our dragons- No thank you Snotlout, I'm good, I say and don't spare him a second glance.
-If It's my parents you're worried about, don't be, I live in their basement, Snotlout says and leans in the table beside me. It's a bit too close, so d/n growls at him and he jumps away. I smirk to myself in amusement.
-Now, leave, I say. Snotlout nods.
-Alright, raincheck, cool, that's cool, he says and backs away slowly, before disappearing out of the hall.
-When are you gonna cut him some slack Y/N? Astrid laughs and I smile, amused.
-When he's learned to treat me like a lady, I answer, making her shake her head in disbelief.

Truth is, I admired how headstrong he was about going on a date with me. And I like him to, but he needs to learn how to handle a girl like me. If he doesn't, he doesn't have a chance. Astrid knows this, but still she asks me to give him a hint. That would be to lead him on, and I'm not that kind of girl.

A couple of months later Y/N POV:
I had been planning Astrid's and Hiccups wedding since forever...
So I think I deserve a drink... or 12.
I just want to let go tonight. Loosing your dragon and a new home was not the optimal way to go. My body is breaking out because of the stress lately... But tonight, it's all about fun.

Snotlout POV
I see Y/N drown her 4th glass of ale.
-Is Y/N alright? She's been drinking all night? I ask Tuffnut. Tuffnut looks over my shoulder at Y/N, who starts her 5th glass.
-She looks alright to me. She's just drinking, Tuffnut shrugs.
-Yeah... her 5th glass, I say and inhale sharply.
-Oh... that's a problem, he says and I nod.
-You gonna talk to her? He asks. I shake my head.
-No.... she looks stable enough... for now, I say and turn back to him.
-I'll keep my eye on her, I say and turn to my own food.

15 minutes later:
The sun has gone down and Y/N has downed
8 drinks and becoming unstable on her feet.
I sit up straight as I see her standing up and walking shakily towards the door of the new hall. But she stumbles right behind me, so I catch her. She groans and looks up at me... and smirks.
-Heyyyyyy Snotty! She says, absolutely out of her mind.
-Y/N? Are you ok? Astrid asks over the table. Y/N nods and stands up again. I follow her motion and catch her when she stumbles, again.
-I'll walk her home, I say and hold my arm around her for support. Hiccup nods firmly at me. I nod back and we start making our way outside. When I open the door, we're hit with fresh air and a sky full of stars.

I try helping her down the stairs, and she just giggles. I concentrate the whole way down, and we finally reach the ground. Y/N giggles and pinches my cheeks.
-You're just so cjjjjute when you're protective! She says and giggles. I look at her in shock.
-You don't know what you're talking about... I'm just gonna take you home so you can rest, I say and we continue walking.
-Walking me home? Oh Snotlout, you're a feisty little guy, aren't you? What are we gonna do at home? She asks and sways heavily from side to side.
-I'm gonna get you into bed, I say.
-Oohhhhh.... and then? She asks, smirking down at me. I sigh and blush, since I know exactly what she is referring to now.
-I'm gonna make sure you fall asleep, safe and sound, I say and begin almost dragging her to her house.
-Awwwww, you're no fun! She groans.
-Besides, I'm not even tired, she grumbles like a child. I smirk as we reach her door.
-Oh really? I ask. She nods and yawns tiredly as I open the door.
-Well then... I just gotta get you into bed and make sure you don't do anything stupid, I say and close the door with my foot as we enter.
-Oh, so I'm under your watch now? She flirts and pokes my cheek. Wow... she's really out of it! This is nothing like regular Y/N!
-Yep, I say as I begin dragging her upstairs. Her feet almost flail in the wind, but she tries.
-Awwww, you carrrrreeeeee, she says, loosing grip of the stair and I catch her. I'm now standing, in the middle of the staircase, holding Y/N like my bride. She just giggles and I carry her the last steps of the stairs, before reaching her bed.