Thank you to a/n for all the prank ideas!
I have no intention of finishing this soon, this book is going to be LONG. At least 100 chapters, I'm planning.
Thor's and Loki's helmet in Ragnarok^
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A scream peirces though the air in the avengers Tower. Tony instantly becomes alert, holding up a hand to call his armor. He heads up the stairs, bits of his armor flying and attaching to him. When his armor is completely, he flies up to the level which the scream came from. He hurries to Harper's room, where the door is wide open. He enters to room, palms up ready to blast at the threat.
His eyes find Harper standing there, staring wide eyed at her phone. "Kid?" Tony lowers his hands in confusion.
"I- She- THEY TURNED THE WIFI OFF MY PHONE!" Harper exclaims, distraught.
Tony sighs, relaxing and lifting up his mask. "It's not that serious, kid. I can probably turn it back on-" he steps out of his armor.
Harper finally looks up from her phone. Her jaw drops slightly as she silently raises her phone and snaps a picture of Tony.
"Why'd you-" Tony looks down at himself, now noticing he was covered in pink glitter from head to toe. He looked back at his metal armor to see it was also covered in glitter, inside and out. The outside was covered in Black widow stickers.
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"JARVIS?" Tony asks, trying to brush off the glitter.
"Don't brush it off here! Go outside, I don't want my room full of glitter!" Harper interjects.
JARVIS doesn't respond.
"JARVIS, buddy?" Tony furrows his eyebrows when he still gets no response.
"Tony Stark and Harper Portman. Welcome to the 17th Prank War." Natasha's voice comes from the hidden speakers JARVIS uses.
"Son of a-" Tony gets interrupted
"Language!" Steve's voice can be hear distantly through the speakers.
"The title of Prank Master will be given to the one with the best pranks. Judges are Peitro and Rhodes, who are to big of wimps to join in the fight. Bruce is also a judge because we can't risk the green guy making a appearance. Anyone else is free game. Killing or maiming is NOT allowed. The punishment for breaking this rule is loss of dessert privileges for a week." Continues Natasha. "Let the games... Begin!"
Tony and Harper looked at each other, and together the ran to the lab, using the stairs. We didn't trust the elevator.
Harper POV:
We enter the lab, "Paper," Tony points to a cupboard. I dash to the cupboard, opening it up and grabbing a stack of blank papers. I spread them out on a counter as Tony comes over with markers. He sets them down, and goes to find a towel. I quickly grab the marker my fingers first touch, a green one. I start writing stuff down while Tony walks over, wiping the glitter off his face with a towel.
"Whatcha got kid?" He tilts his head sightly to see my work.
I write, using different markers as the ink bleeds across the page.
When I'm done, Tony smirks, "Love it."
***
I sit in the training room as Steve punches his punching bag. I sit watching him, to bored to do anything else, since my beloved phone broke up with it's darling wifi.
Nat and Wanda were sparring in the matted area, and I occasionally glanced over at the two skilled fighters.
Steve's phone rings from its place next to me. It says 'Sam' on the caller ID. I pick up his phone and hand it to Steve. Steve nods in thanks and picks up, "hello?"
Sam says something that makes Steve furrow his eyebrows. After a beat, he handed me the phone. I keep my face composed as I hold the phone up to my ear, "What's up, Sam?" I ask as innocently as I could.
"Was this your idea?" Sam questions accusingly.
"Oh, by what ever do you mean?" I can't help the grin that grows on my face.
"You know dam well what I mean! Seriously, you had to put Thor's hammer on the toilet seat!? In my bathroom!?" Sam exclaims. "I didn't dare go in anyone else's room, and I didn't trust the elevator, so you know what I had to do?"
"No, what did you have to do?" I stiffle a laugh as Steve gives me a look.
"I had to go down 6 flights of stairs to use the bathroom, Harper! Who does that!?" Sam demands
"Why would you immediately think I did it?" I gasp in mock offence.
"... I hate you." He hangs up.
I burst out laughing, setting down Steve's phone.
Steve gives me a look, "You scare me, honestly." He mumbles, going back to punching his punching bag.
"HARPER! UNLOCK THE VENTS!" Clint yells down.
"No can do!" I look up at the vents.
"Please, I saw a spider in here!" Clint complains
"Black Widow?" I tilt my head
"Spider Man?" Harley asks at the same time I did, walking in.
"No, a actual spider, idiots!" Clint yells with frustration lacing his tone.
"Hey, don't be mean!" I make a face.
"How rude," Harley scoffs, sitting down at my side. He turns his attention to me, "Heard Nat turned off your WiFi.
"I know... I'm devastated." I put my face in my hands.
Harley puts a arm around my shoulders comfortingly. I pretend to sob, tilting my body closer to Harley, "You'll get through this," he says dramatically as he rubs my back.
"No I won't," I whine, pulling away to look at Harley, our faces pretty close together.
"Yes you will, Harper. You are so strong, you can't give up now!" Harley says in a determined voice.
I laugh, breaking the dramatics. So does he, our foreheads almost touching as we laugh together.
"I SHIP!" Wanda squeals, taking a picture of us.
We look at her, then back at each other, and instantly pull away. "Ewwwwwww" we saying unison, sliding to other sides of the bench.
Wanda waves us off, "You two are just in denial."
***
Mr. Sass: SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF THE LAB
Roads: Wait what?
Spy: He fell asleep in the lab and got locked in
Doc Green: Um... Why's there a Thor shaped hole in the wall?
Mr. Sass: WHAT!?
Vision: I believe he found Pop tart crumbs by a Iron Man suit.
Mr. Sass: ... Oh god.
Bucket: Start praying, Tony.
Witch: This isn't going to end well...
Mr. Sass: It wasn't even me!
Everdeen: IM STILL STUCK IN THESE VENTS
Spy: I'm busy.
Mr. Sass: Nat what are you doing?
Vision: She seems to be vandalizing the exterior of Avengers Tower.
Spy: Wanda, your boyfriend's a snitch!
Speedster: WHY IS HARPER BLARING OPERA MUSIC THROUGH THE SPEAKERS?
Doc Green: Don't be mean, I listen to that
Ice cube: Yeah, have respect.
((Captain Americas lecture blares over the Opera
It's all written there^
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Skippy: KNEEL BEFORE YOUR QUEEN!
Trickster: Don't steal other people's lines
Skippy: HOW DID YOU GET ON HERE!?
Trickster: I'm tech savvy.
Skippy: YoUrE NoT InViTEd To mY BiRtHDaY PaRtY
Trickster: Why the hell would I wish to be at this 'party'?
Witch: OMG HARPER, WE MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY!?
Skippy: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
I MEANT LOKI WASNT WANTED IN OUR GROUP CHAT!
BUT OH WELL I GUESS HE'S STAYING
Bucket: AtTiTuDe
Speedster: ExCuSe mE?
Bird: OK STOP WITH THE REFERENCES
Witch: WhErE tHe HeLl hAvE YoU BeEn, LoCa?
Bird: I didn't answer for twenty minutes and this is what I get?
Skippy: DaM
Skippy: OMG- HOLD UP-
Leo- Tony
Nico- Bucky
Jason- Steve
Grover- Bruce
Chiron- Fury
Bucket: Why am I Nico?
Skippy: DONT INTERRUPT ME!
AND ITS CUZ YOUR EMO AND GAY
AND YOU FEEL LEFT OUT BUT EVERYONE LOVES YOU
Bucket: IM NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS
Skippy: I MEANT IT IN A GOOD WAY
Wait, if your a security guard at Samsung, does that make you a guardian of the Galaxies?
(What I got that from:
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Speedster: OMG, DOES IT!?
Witch: 😲 Woah
Roads: Idiots
Word count: 1363