playlist ✔ dbh connor

By HeroSapien

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COMPLETED 11/20/24 | ❝Well, I don't really listen to music, as such... but I'd like to.❞ TAGS: [semi-textfic]... More

blurb
u can save my number
cupcakes
need medical assistance
the best partner ever
did you report his behavior
do u listen to music
i made u a playlist
why is it even called nutting
so you a cop now huh
who cares that it's his last pudding
u can always tell me to shut up
stealing her bras n panties
connor it was extra crispy
would you like me to come over
fast fingers
u said 'intimate' so i assume sex
she likes you more than a friend
just a plastic cop's opinion
is that a guitar
i think i prefer your version now
what the fuck
your plastic boyfriend will be fine
hello is this markus
just tell him officer
we don't have flowers for a funeral
11:11
letter-to-connor.docx
i'll be here when you wake up
fall in love with being alive again
maybe i just want to tease you
bromance
who is chloe
u have a very kissable face
god strike me with lightning
do i make you nervous detective
you're a smart girl figure it out
from puppy dog eyes to total badass
ass cheeks n balls hangin out
its getting kinda late
the surprise
can i call
is that where you're aching for me
🔞 the world's stupidest android
it was a very fast hamster
can we hug again
you're always a little awkward
18 grams of sugar per serving
terrible evening
you kicked him in the nuts? nice
your jaw is intact detective
are u a virgin
approximately 16 beats per minute
🔞when you grip me tight like that
your denial lacks conviction
almost cried at my desk so congrats
the note from connor
playlist
bonus #1 - powerpoint presentation
bonus #2 - a win is a win
bonus #3 - roommate with benefits

what do you want to eat

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By HeroSapien

This user is an android.


Connor | 10:45 AM
Good morning, Detective.
I passed by you earlier and I heard your stomach rumble. I know you're shy and you might get embarrassed so I'm texting you instead. So, I'll go pick up some food for you. No arguments, no protests.
Also, where are you?


Detective is typing...


Detective | 10:45 AM
omgad bhahagashahaha
good morning 2u
just registering some stuff in the evidence room
uhh YES IM HUNGRY!!!!!!
woke up late so skipped breakfast this mornin


Connor | 10:45 AM
What do you want to eat?


Detective | 10:45 AM
are u getting for hank too


Connor | 10:46 AM
Yes.

Detective | 10:46 AM
ill get whatever hes having
anything is fine <3


Connor | 10:46 AM
Okay, Detective.


Detective | 10:47 AM
oh and coffee too pls


Connor | 10:47 AM
You got it.


Detective | 10:47 AM
thank

Connor is typing...


Connor | 11:36 AM
I have to go report to Captain Fowler. There's a small matter I need to discuss with him regarding the case we're currently working on. But I've left the food and coffee on your desk.


Detective | 11:36 AM
YIPPEE (/≧▽≦)/
thank!!! u!!! connor!!!


Detective is typing...


Detective | 11:38 AM
omgzhagahashk
u got smth healthy n nutritious
I KNEW IT


Connor | 11:38 AM
Guilty as charged. Enjoy.


Detective | 11:38 AM
but hank still got his burger >:(


Connor | 11:38 AM
I had to, or else he'd be grumpy and complain all day. I know how much he loves his greasy, unhealthy food.


Detective | 11:40 AM
lol :p
ty 4 making sure i eat balanced meals


Connor | 11:40 AM
Always.


Detective | 11:40 AM
stop im gonna fall for u even harder
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