xingxing:
violence
xingxing:
pigeons
xingxing:
bugs
kyungfu:
what the fuck are you doing this time
xingxing:
listing things that i wish didnt
exists
longjong:
you forgot to list sehun
seahoon:
i hope your eyebrows fall out jongdae
bakedbread:
what eyebrows
longjong:
why isnt becky dead yet
bakedbread:
stOP CALLING ME THAT
seahoon:
stfu becky
bakedbread:
honestly.
zoomin:
why tf does the coffee i bought taste
like it has salt in it
kite:
i guess you could say
kyungfu:
dont do it
kite:
yOURE EXTRA SALTY TODAY
chantastic:
how do i delete somebody else's message
kite:
COME ON IT WAS FUNNY
suhoe:
i thought it was funny
seahoon:
that just proves that it really wasnt
funny
suhoe:
i dont like you >:/
seahoon:
i love me too
bakedbread:
skdnfn speaking of lOve
bakedbread:
ya boi got a girl yesterday !1!!
chantastic:
youre straight?
longjong:
ur attractive enough to attract girls?
xingxing:
whos ya boi
longjong:
yixing bby think about what you just
asked
xingxing:
o i get it now!!
bakedbread:
i hate you guys
kite:
whats her name?
seahoon:
does she even exist lmao
bakedbread:
her name is jaehee and sHE DOES
EXIST YOU BABOON
kyungfu:
are you sure its a girl cuz im 120% sure
youre actually gay
zoomin:
^
suhoe:
^^
seahoon:
im not a baboon
bakedbread:
WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU
GUYS TO BE HAPPY FOR ME
longjong:
bc youre an asshole and you spit
insults on a daily basis
bakedbread:
but most of them are directed at
chanyul
seahoon:
cHanyUl
chantastic:
kmskmskms
zoomin:
those are my initials bitch, back off
chantastic:
I W I L L K R I L M Y S U L F
kite:
omG guys lets meet baekhyuns girlfriend
bakedbread:
ew no
kite:
ew yES
seahoon:
i want to meet her to see if shes ugly
zoomin:
i want to see if shes actually real
bakedbread:
SHES REAL I HAVE A PICTURE
longjong:
is it a nood
zoomin:
!!!!
longjong:
oh youre still here 😒
zoomin:
you are a dead bitch
longjong:
i was jOKING
seahoon:
baekhyun please send the picture
before minseok kills jongdae
over the internet
bakedbread:
seahoon:
now where did i put my stabbing knife
kyungfu:
i expected something like this to
happen tbvvh
kite:
BAEKHYUN YOU LIAR
xingxing:
omg your girlfriend is so pretty!!!
chantastic:
im convinced that yixing is missing
half his brain
xingxing:
i thought the same about you when i
first joined this chat
chantastic:
my name is park chanyeol and i am
a victim of bullyinG
bakedbread:
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
seahoon:
i shoulda known better
seahoon:
baekhyun only loves himself
kyungfu:
ok real talk tho
kyungfu:
why tf do you own a wig
kite:
YEah!!
bakedbread:
why wouldnt i own a wig??
zoomin:
he has a point
seahoon:
um nO
chantastic:
plot twist, baekhyun is actually a
crossdresser
longjong:
id believe that
bakedbread:
IM NOT A CROSS DRESSER I JUST
SAW A WIG ON A MANNEQUIN IN
A STORE AND TRIED IT ON IS THAT SO
WRONG
kyungfu:
uh kind of, yes
xingxing:
thats like ripping someones hair off and
wearing it as your own
seahoon:
that is not the same thing but ok
kite:
i guess you could say
kite:
the mannequins weave was snATCHED
kyungfu has left the chat!
kite:
!!!
seahoon:
you caused this
kite:
BUT IT WAS FUNNY
longjong has left the chat!
seahoon has left the chat!
kite:
OMG YOU GUYS STOP
bakedbread:
are we finally disbanding this chat
because ive been waiting my whole
life for this
kite:
nO
bakedbread:
yEs
bakedbread has left the chat!
kite:
SCREEEEE
suhoe:
sehun told me i need to leave the chat or
ill die in the next day
kite:
sehun is lying to you obviously wtf
suhoe:
i cant take these chances bYe
suhoe has left the chat!
zoomin:
FINALLY
zoomin has left the chat!
xingxing:
why is everyone leaving?
kite:
idk but its making me sad
chantastic:
maybe its time to make this chat die
guys
chantastic:
i mean we fuckin hate each other anyway
im surprised this lasted this long
xingxing:
u rite u rite
chantastic has left the chat!
kite:
but
xingxing has left the chat!
kite:
: (((
___
A/n
*Insert evil laughter here*