?Dandy's World Oneshots? {REQUEST OPEN!!}

I kid you not, this came to me in a dream.

I'm counting this as poptarts, I just really want to write Yatta concerning the shit out of  Looey. 

slight warnings of cussing, really weird immature humor and probably suggestive shit, but nothing bad. 

Also, Yatta acts high. Idk why.

No one's POV:

 It was a normal day in Gardenview and like most normal days, most of the toons were already busy with something. Dandy was running his shop, Vee was hosting a gameshow, etc. 

But Yatta was bored out of her mind. She was tired of practicing her acrobatic tricks alone. She was swinging upside-down on a bar high up from the floor, her four tails wrapping her securely. Yatta rocked herself back and forth, with each swing she tried to find something to do.

She ended up going with the idea that involved her best friend, Looey. 

Yatta scurried off the bar and flung herself up into the ventilation system where she usually spends most of her days. She loved watching other toons from the vents. Was it stalking? Maybe, but she couldn't give a shit.

She dropped into Looey's room which startled the shit out of him.

"Gah!" Looey gasped, his balloon ears sticking up straight. Once he saw Yatta he chuckled and shook his head, "hey, Yatta, what's up?"

"I'M BOREDDDDDD," Yatta exclaimed. She's got a loud voice, so Looey's ears twitched a bit. 

"Well, why don't you go find something to do?"

"THAT'S WHY I'M HERE!!" She giggled, then held herself up with her tails and started to jump around. 

"Oh, Yatta, as much as I'd love to hang out, I'm a bit busy today."

"WHY!?"

"I've got a date," Looey said casually but Yatta's jaw dropped, she was completely unaware of Looey's date.

"YOU HAVE A WHAT?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL MEEEEE!" 

"I didn't think you wanted to know this badly-"

"OF COURSE I DO!! WHO'S THE LUCKY PERSON!?" She said, this time getting off her tails and going over to Looey, helping straighten his ears and bowtie.

"Sprout," Looey said, and just saying his name made his tail wag. 

"OHH, YOU MEAN THAT SEEDLY GUY? WOOAHHH!"

Looey laughed at Yatta's awe and patted the top of her pinata head. She smiled goofily at that. Yatta had FULL intentions to wingman this date.

"CAN I COME?" She asked. Looey on the other hand went silent. He loved his bestie, but he didn't want her to come to a date with Sprout, since he really just wanted time with Sprout alone. He didn't want to hurt her though.

"Well...." Looey cleared his throat, "it's going to be pretty romantic between me and Sprout, and I don't want you to feel left out or awkward."

"THAT'S OK."

"Yatta, no-" Looey sighed. He had no clue how to word this to her, "look, you're my best friend-"

"Yuh-huh!"

"And I don't want to hurt your feelings."

"Yuh-huh!"

"But I would appreciate some time alone with Sprout, do you understand that?"