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Lipstick Smudges and Shitty Jokes (Poptarts) ??

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Requested by @Shinoxa_15 (hope this is good enough; I didn't know what plot you wanted to I just came up with this) :3

I'll always write these two, they're so cute! Anyways, there's freaky jokes and shit because it's BERRY-funny. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah also a lot of gays being gay. yuh. 

this might be the most romantic shit I've ever written help


No one's POV:

Sprout and Cosmo had just finished baking cherry pie; the sweet smell of the treat was throughout Gardenview. The pie was requested by Teagen and Rodger, so it was a bit fancier too. It looked great! Sprout looked over at his best friend, Cosmo, taking off his oven mittens.

"Well, that was a success," Sprout said, admiring the pie that hadn't burnt this time, "and look, the kitchen is still standing! See I told you!"

"Mhm," Cosmo replied sarcastically, "because I didn't let you handle the oven again."

"Well.....ok fine," Sprout laughed. He went over to wash his hands with Cosmo, then they looked at all the dishes they made. They both exchanged a glance with each other.

"We shouldn't get Tisha to clean the kitchen again," Cosmo started, "she'll beat us up with a broom if we even ask her."

"I'm afraid she'd do much worse than that," Sprout laughed but then shivered at the thought. Tisha was always busy cleaning after all, which left the two bakers to clean their own messes for once. Of course. 

"Better get to work then," Cosmo said smugly, which made Sprout roll his eyes. Cosmo knew exactly what he was doing by teasing Sprout about it. What's "it" you ask? Sprout really was missing his boyfriend, Looey. Unfortunately, Looey's circus already performed while they had to bake thousands of requests. Sprout felt so bad and was always apologizing to Looey who looked at him like he was crazy. Still, Sprout agreed to make up for the lack of his appearance with cuddling and he was already anticipating it. Sprout and Cosmo were about to start cleaning, but somehow in such a coincidence, Looey slammed open the door of the kitchen and came running over to Sprout, yanking him by the arm.

"Heyyyyy can I kidnap my boyfriend? 'Kay, thanks!" Looey said before yanking Sprout out of the kitchen without hesitation.

"Hey, wait! I was supposed to help Cosmo clean!" Sprout protested but honestly couldn't have been happier his boyfriend swooped him away from that mess. Cosmo on the other hand had the most deadpan face as that happened. He squinted his eyes at Sprout who laughed nervously knowing he'd get his ass kicked for bailing on this one. 

It didn't matter, Looey was already dragging Sprout to his room and Sprout was just thrilled to see Looey again. His heart already fluttering at Looey's excitement. 

"Looey," Sprout giggled, "slow down, the room isn't going anywhere!"

"But what if it did!"

"That would be so fucking weird."

When the two of them were situated in the room, Looey fell backwards on his bed and looked up at Sprout. Sprout noticed Looey looked exhausted. He had small eyebags in his eyes and the way he was just laying down was a sign.

"Are you ok?" Sprout asked, like always.

"Yep," Looey nodded, "just tired from the performance. It was great, and Yatta didn't traumatize the audience this time!" 

"Well, that's.....good," Sprout laughed nervously, then laid down beside Looey on the bed and also looked up at the circus themed roof. Sprout had always loved Looey's room, it smelt like caramel popcorn and cotton candy. The vibe of it always made Sprout happy, probably because anything remotely related to his boyfriend made him smile. Looey and Sprout laid there for a while just enjoying each other and even holding hands with interlocking fingers. It was nice. Looey broke the peaceful silence though:

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